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well your gunna need one of those oversized novelty condoms, a 5 lb bag of flour and some warm water... i think you can handle the rest."You have not converted a man because you have silenced him." -John Morley
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Just reading the first page hed probably get kicked outa school for doing any of this, but allwell. lol
Epoxy a hardcore porn picture to the inside of her locker.
Or poop in her back pack/book bag
EDIt sorry i forgot one thing! Get some fat from any animal, boil it. refrigerate till it seperates .Scrape off the top i beleive and disgard of that stuff. Add nitric acid(i think) to it and put it in her locker and dont come to school that next day. And dont shake or provide any energy to this stuff.
PSSSSST its Nitro glycerin. You can extract nitro glycerin from petrolium jelly too, but i dunno how.
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I can tell that my parents hate me. My bath toys are a toaster and
a radio.Comment
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LoL thanks guys. Atleast I'm not going all emo like most kids. I just wanna have a little fun.
One of my friends was pissed at her. Used to be her friend. He decided to make her cry today. It worked.
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Originally posted by penguinpunk555LoL thanks guys. Atleast I'm not going all emo like most kids. I just wanna have a little fun.
One of my friends was pissed at her. Used to be her friend. He decided to make her cry today. It worked.
thats just mean... practical jokes are good, but making her cry is just insensitive and immature....
hope u dont wonder why u got/will get dumped
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Ignoring her might work....ignore her......................................and then burn her.Comment
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Heres a good one! GROW UP! Jesus dude, if your so over it you shouldnt have to do anything to her. It seems to me that your still peeved she cheated on you and stuff and want to get back at her. Just leave her alone and let her mess things up for herself. Dont give her the satisfaction of knowing that you are mad she cheated on you. Convincing people to not be her friends and stuff is jsut childish. I mean when you get older and stuff and someone dumps you or cheats on you are you gonna do stupid stuff to her? Just grow up and dont do stupid crap to stoop to her level man, you should know better than to do somethin dumb like that.Comment
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Originally posted by Glickman
When someone dates me I'm the nicest guy, but if they cheat on me they get my evil side.
I wouldn't opf cared if she didn't lie to me and cheat on me.Comment
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Originally posted by SnertzThey sell stuff at home depot called "great stuff" and its actually cans of expanding insulating foam, that sticks to everything. Comes with a handy application straw
Poke it into her locker via the vents and let rip. 4-6 cans should fill it completely.
Rock solid foam anyone?
Ps. its in the Building materials sections of the store (I work at a HD)
It's a pain to remove from any surface at all.
you have given me ideas as well sir. how much is it?
buddy, get over it really. its not worth doing anything over. wait until your a senior and use all this creativity for your senior prank
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Would I push her off my lap if at an event she just sat down... it wouldn't be with my hands, I'll tell you that much.
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Originally posted by dyeguy65you have given me ideas as well sir. how much is it?
buddy, get over it really. its not worth doing anything over. wait until your a senior and use all this creativity for your senior prank
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heh i was thinking of that yesterday.
well the expanding/hardening packing foam idea..
the "hall moniters" do have their own lockers i think, but i need to think of a better place....Comment
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So, I take it that you don't handle breakups well?
Move on and stop acting like a ten year old. If word gets out around your school, don't expect future girlfriends to come crawling to you.Converge KillsComment
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just be the super nice guy you said you were and date her friends... then she can hear about how great you are and feel like crap for doing what she did to you, plus you continue to accrue stud points.Quote of the year: "Reading blwos"
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I wish I lived in Wisconsin so I could kick your ***."What we have to accomplish at this time is all the more clear: relentless criticism of all existing conditions, relentless in the sense that the criticism is not afraid of its findings and just as little afraid of the conflict with the powers that be."
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You're gay.Originally posted by penguinpunk555LoL thanks guys. Atleast I'm not going all emo like most kids. I just wanna have a little fun.
One of my friends was pissed at her. Used to be her friend. He decided to make her cry today. It worked."What we have to accomplish at this time is all the more clear: relentless criticism of all existing conditions, relentless in the sense that the criticism is not afraid of its findings and just as little afraid of the conflict with the powers that be."
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allight, I usually dont post like this but I have to have a little fun every once and awhile...
step one to making fun of exGF.... realize that you should stop pretending to be strait, and figure out a way to make fun of your ex boyfriend...
proceed...
had to join the roast
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