How to make her life hell.

[-=Squid=-]

Uh oh... carnifex is on the lose, ready to stomp faces and melt babies. Everybody run, we have an internet badass on our hands here!

Seriously. Shut up.

[-Carnifex-]

and did you jus say you were going to tear his *** apart?

Yep.

Someone needs to go back to small talk.

[-=Squid=-]

Yep.

Someone needs to go back to small talk.

You and penguin?

[daviselk]

its getting old....

[Toro216guy]

She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and
>suitcases.
>
>On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.
>
>On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful
>dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music,
>and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of
>Chardonnay.
>
>When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited
>a few half-eaten shrimp shells, dipped in caviar, into the hollow of
>the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.
>
>When the ex-husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for
>the first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried
>everything; cleaning and mopping and airing the place out. Vents were
>checked for dead rodents, and carpets were steam cleaned. Air
>fresheners were hung everywhere.
>
>Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which
>they had to move out for a few days, and in the end they even paid to
>replace the expensive wool carpeting.
>
>Nothing worked. People stopped coming over to visit... Repairmen
>refused to work in the house...The maid quit...Finally, they could not
>take the stench any longer and decided to move.
>
>A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could
>not find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out, and eventually,
>even the local realtors refused to return their calls. Finally, they
>had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new
>place.
>
>The ex-wife called and asked how things were going. He told her the
>saga of the rotting
>house. She listened politely, and said that she missed her old home
>terribly, and would
>be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the
>house back. Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he
>agreed on price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been
>worth...But only if she were to sign the papers that very day. She
>agreed, and within the hour, his lawyers delivered the paperwork.
>
>A week later, the man and his new girlfriend stood smirking as they
>watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new
>home......including the curtain rods.

[Cryer]

all of you suck at life

[Titansu]

Uh oh... carnifex is on the lose, ready to stomp faces and melt babies. Everybody run, we have an internet badass on our hands here!

Seriously. Shut up.

You've been SIG-ED

[daviselk]

Uh oh... carnifex is on the lose, ready to stomp faces and melt babies. Everybody run, we have an internet badass on our hands here!

Seriously. Shut up.

oh uh...... Carnifex just got SERVED!
....omg, he just got served
.......... i havnt seen some1 get served like that in years.

[FragTek]

Every forum needs a "badass"

To laugh at that is......

[-=Squid=-]

It was a pleasure to dish out an e-serving.

[-Carnifex-]

oh uh...... Carnifex just got SERVED!
....omg, he just got served
.......... i havnt seen some1 get served like that in years.

You're an idiot, I wasn't "served."

I don't pretend to be a badass online, this kid is just a jerk.

[-=Squid=-]

You're an idiot, I wasn't "served."

I don't pretend to be a badass online, this kid is just a jerk.

Look man, the tribe has spoken.

[Hairball]

So you want to get back at an ex-gf, eh? This video will tell you all you need to know.
Home Base

HILARIOUS

[Willystyle21]

Revenge is a dish best served foamy

All you need to do is throw a shaving creame bomb into her locker/car/house. Whateve you feel is more valuable to her.