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  • Ultimator
    ASsDddddddddddF
    • Apr 2002
    • 1389

    #1

    CHICKEN SELECT STRIPS!!!111oneone

    Jesus ... these things ... are so good ...

    McDonald's Chicken Select Strips + McDonald's Spicy BUFFALO Sauce = Orgasm in your mouth
    The only difference between martyrdom and suicide is press coverage.
  • oneworld
    i poke badgers with spoons
    • May 2004
    • 1584

    #2
    eww

    i wont eat ne kind of fast food chicken..normaly a chickin takes almost 5 months to fully grow and be ready to eat(like the ones in the store)

    but fast food places take a ton of growth hormons and pump em soo full that they can even walk!..then butcher em and slet you eat em..i wont eat growth hormons if i were you!..(and it take like 2 weeks!)
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    • taylor492
      [DNFW] M E G A T R O N
      • Feb 2003
      • 690

      #3
      Originally posted by Ultimator
      Jesus ... these things ... are so good ...

      McDonald's Chicken Select Strips + McDonald's Spicy BUFFALO Sauce = Orgasm in your mouth





      My brother got these at McD's and they were puny. Barely filled the bottom of the box!


      Originally posted by Ultimator
      Orgasm in your mouth

      ^^^^^^
      I beileve theres a thread this belongs in.


      I wear my sunglasses at night

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      • Python14
        Norsk
        • Jun 2001
        • 3343

        #4
        I wonder if all the growth hormones would make me grow more....intriquing.

        Nevertheless, hormones add flavor.
        BLOODY MURDER!

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        • Jack_Dubious
          ubi dubium ibi libertas
          • Apr 2002
          • 922

          #5
          Originally posted by Ultimator
          Orgasm in your mouth

          yeah thats just not right


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          • Ultimator
            ASsDddddddddddF
            • Apr 2002
            • 1389

            #6
            Originally posted by oneworld
            i wont eat ne kind of fast food chicken..normaly a chickin takes almost 5 months to fully grow and be ready to eat(like the ones in the store)

            but fast food places take a ton of growth hormons and pump em soo full that they can even walk!..then butcher em and slet you eat em..i wont eat growth hormons if i were you!..(and it take like 2 weeks!)
            You're an idiot. Yes I've seen all of PETA's propaganda videos and I still eat fast food and pork so plz, stfu.

            Thanks!!!!
            The only difference between martyrdom and suicide is press coverage.

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            • Archangel Kid
              Registered User
              • Apr 2002
              • 940

              #7
              Originally posted by oneworld
              i wont eat ne kind of fast food chicken..normaly a chickin takes almost 5 months to fully grow and be ready to eat(like the ones in the store)

              but fast food places take a ton of growth hormons and pump em soo full that they can even walk!..then butcher em and slet you eat em..i wont eat growth hormons if i were you!..(and it take like 2 weeks!)
              so does purdue...Chickun good, good chickun. tell me who said that and win a prize.
              IF I WANTED AN ANGEL AIR I WOULD GLUE A GAMEBOY TO MY FRIKIN TANK.

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              • Kaiser Bob
                Paintball Degenerate
                • Jan 2002
                • 1157

                #8
                Originally posted by Archangel Kid
                so does purdue...Chickun good, good chickun. tell me who said that and win a prize.
                Milla Jovovich in the 5th element... what do i win?
                Quote of the year: "Reading blwos"

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                • Archangel Kid
                  Registered User
                  • Apr 2002
                  • 940

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Kaiser Bob
                  Milla Jovovich in the 5th element... what do i win?
                  well now i'm surprised... and damn that was quick...p.s. you win and e-cookie
                  IF I WANTED AN ANGEL AIR I WOULD GLUE A GAMEBOY TO MY FRIKIN TANK.

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                  • Wolfen
                    Me > U
                    • Sep 2003
                    • 185

                    #10
                    Milla Jovovich is hot. I never have bought a Maxim mag until I saw her on the cover

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                    • cphilip
                      Former Moderator

                      • Jun 2026
                      • 16216

                      #11
                      Originally posted by oneworld
                      i wont eat ne kind of fast food chicken..normaly a chickin takes almost 5 months to fully grow and be ready to eat(like the ones in the store
                      No.. this is totaly BS.... You don't know your poultry industry at all.

                      A normal Fryer sized chicken takes about 6 1/2 to 7 weeks to grow to market size of 2 1/2 pounds. Geneticaly Bred to do so. Broiler Fryers are a specific hybrid cross. Bred for this super fast growth. In fact if they are grown out to about 12 Weeks they call them Roasters and are about 3 1/2 pounds. After that their groth rate is so fast they develop leg problems. So they cannot be kept much older. Specific parent lines of Female (Broiler egg layers) and a seperate Genetic paternal line are raised just to do this cross breeding for Broiler Fryer production.

                      Now laying hens is totaly different genetic strain. Small light and produce a lot of large eggs while consuming a small amount of feed. And easily manipulated into laying by light manipulation. All geneticly selected and bred for. Totaly different strains of chickens than the ones for meat production are used for that.

                      THey are indeed given small amounts of antibiotics. All of them. No matter where you get em. But they are no different from Fast Food places or the Grocery store. They all are produced by Growers and bought under contract.

                      How the chicken is prepared at the particular place may differ. And its about Time McDonalds actualy started serving identifiable chicken parts.

                      Another amazing chicken fact.... a Broiler Chicken takes about 1.5 pounds of Food in to produce 1.0 Pounds of Meat. Very efficient conversion.


                      AGD, where we are so good we can do it with only ONE tube!

                      cphilip.com

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                      • JimmyBeam
                        Registered User
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 1105

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Ultimator
                        Orgasm in your mouth


                        ........uh

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                        • cphilip
                          Former Moderator

                          • Jun 2026
                          • 16216

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Archangel Kid
                          so does purdue...
                          Purdue does nothing more than anyone else except add ground up Marigold Petals to its feed to make the fat and skin turn yellow. Similar to a "yard bird" would do if it was picking at vegitation running around outside. This was a marketing ploy that worked. Frank Purdue was a very smart marketing man. He convinced all the Housewives of the day that these birds were superior in flavor and quality because thier fat was more yellowish much like a free range bird would be. They bought it. And he made millions. In fact there is no nutritional benefit at all. But no one ever questioned it and his marketing plan worked. Still does even today. Purdue is a leader in Poultry Production still to this day because of this maketing idea. And they still feed Marigold mix to their Fryer/Broilers.


                          AGD, where we are so good we can do it with only ONE tube!

                          cphilip.com

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                          • Kevmaster
                            Owners Group Div: Director
                            • Oct 2001
                            • 5475

                            #14
                            its always refreshing to see the grain of the meat in mcdonals chicken...i say this is a big step up

                            but still berlow chick-fil-a

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                            • Ultimator
                              ASsDddddddddddF
                              • Apr 2002
                              • 1389

                              #15
                              cphil knows his stuff

                              im about to go get some more mcdonald chicken select strips

                              Originally posted by BlackVCG
                              The commercials for those things make me want to go shoot something.
                              I agree, but I would rather hit grandmas with baseball bats than shoot stuff.
                              The only difference between martyrdom and suicide is press coverage.

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