the dangers of beer

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • lord1234
    College Boy Spydarm
    • Apr 2003
    • 1558

    #1

    the dangers of beer

    Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local bars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer".The drug is found in liquid form and available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs".

    Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several Beers, men will often succumb to the desires to perform sexual acts
    on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted.

    After drinking Beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.


    Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this 'Beer' and the women administering it.....there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly affected like-minded guys. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.
    A Sanchez Machine Distributor
    Ask me about my US Armed Forces, Law Enforcement and Fire Department Discount
    PBN Feedback
    AO feedback
    EBAY feedback
  • Chipper

    #2
    Originally posted by lord1234
    Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local bars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer".The drug is found in liquid form and available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs".

    Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several Beers, men will often succumb to the desires to perform sexual acts
    on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted.

    After drinking Beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.


    Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this 'Beer' and the women administering it.....there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly affected like-minded guys. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.
    Thats pretty funny.

    Comment

    • AcemanPB
      Exactly
      • Mar 2002
      • 1885

      #3


      Comment

      • Snertz
        H O O N
        • Mar 2002
        • 926

        #4
        ?!?!?!?! Dude that just sooo made my day! Hhahahaha, that is awsome!

        Comment

        • 1stdeadeye
          Still around????
          • Jun 2002
          • 8501

          #5

          Comment

          • Tina
            Champion of the Underdog
            • Sep 2003
            • 175

            #6
            They've found me out!
            "Do Not Trifle With Dragons For You Are Crunchy And Go Well With Brie"

            Comment

            • penguinpunk555
              Wheel Chair Zombie
              • Apr 2003
              • 1489

              #7
              beer sucks...
              click here for feedback
              Fear the Ninja

              Comment

              • 1stdeadeye
                Still around????
                • Jun 2002
                • 8501

                #8
                Originally posted by Tina
                They've found me out!

                Cute!

                Comment

                • Python14
                  Norsk
                  • Jun 2001
                  • 3343

                  #9
                  I could post a link to my thread about the real dangers of beer...but I won't.

                  Funny stuff.
                  BLOODY MURDER!

                  Comment

                  • wad04
                    Registered User
                    • Jan 2003
                    • 1207

                    #10
                    can't rape the willing........
                    who ever said "its not whether you win or lose..." probably lost.

                    Comment

                    • PyRo
                      President Bioloaf inc.
                      • Dec 2000
                      • 10186

                      #11
                      Originally posted by wad04
                      can't rape the willing........
                      Unless they want money or revenge.

                      Comment

                      • BobTheCow63
                        IAO Gold Star winner (BTK)
                        • Dec 2002
                        • 3832

                        #12
                        My motto: it's not rape if it's consentual.

                        Purdy funny!!
                        Calling all Virginia, Maryland, North Carolina, and other east coast AOers...

                        AO Mid-Atlantic Meet (planning stages)

                        Let us know what dates and locations work for you!!

                        Comment

                        • RingOfScale
                          Americanized Thai Pancake
                          • Sep 2003
                          • 898

                          #13
                          am i the only one who didnt really find that funny , i was reading it sorta thinking

                          "haha" ( in a sarcastic way )
                          <<90 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot>>

                          Comment

                          • dj89
                            2003 Chevy 2500HD
                            • Mar 2003
                            • 4275

                            #14
                            "STAY OUT OF SMART PARTS SECTIONS.
                            ANYONE CAUGHT STARTING *poof* IS GONE, PERIOD.
                            THIS IS LAW"-PBN MOD
                            GITRDONE!!!!!
                            Tunamart for all of your mag needs
                            Team Magfiea

                            Long Live Tom Kaye
                            Long Live The Mag

                            Comment

                            • FragTek
                              RPG DevilMAG Owner
                              • Sep 2003
                              • 2382

                              #15
                              I can't say that I don't enjoy getting date raped by fine females with that crazy date rape drug "beer".

                              Last time I checked, I WANTED that to happen hehe

                              FragTek Customs - Cyborg Owners Group
                              AO Feedback - PBN Feedback
                              "AGD is good because 2/3 of their name is AGG :)" - DiRtY HiPpY

                              Comment

                              Working...