4 "tricky" questions to make you feel like a fool

[MiniMag84]

do you walk to school or take your lunch?

[maxama10]

Huh????

[Caffiend]

Another one


How many animals of each sex does moses take on his Arch?

If I remember the story correctly, the answer would be 1.

[teufelhunden]

Heres one


A butcher is 5' 10'' What does he weigh?

Meat!

[MayAMonkeyBeYourPinata]

if you overtake the last person you are in first. youre so good you lapped the guy!

i think outside the box

I got it first.

[RenagadeOfFunk]

I got them all...OMG ANT ON KEYBOARD!!!...

...ok i squished it (sorry "P" key)...

...the two race Q's were easy since...well i used to race...math ez...and I heard the name one before...

-Master FunK

[Mister Sinister]

Another one


How many animals of each sex does moses take on his Arch?

Zero... Moses wasnt on the ark

[Caffiend]

Zero... Moses wasnt on the ark

hahaha, good one. that's what i get for answering at 5 am.

[maxama10]

If there are 6 apples and you take away 4, how many do you have?



A 10 foot rope ladder hangs over the side of a boat with the bottom rung on the surface of the water. The rungs are one foot apart, and the tide goes up at the rate of 6 inches per hour. How long will it be until three rungs are covered?



What can go up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?



I asked the assistant in the hardware store, "How much will one cost?" "Twenty cents" she replied. "And how much will twelve cost?" I asked. "Forty cents." she replied. "OK, I'll take one hundred and twelve." How much did I pay?




If you had only one match, and entered a dark room containing an oil lamp, some newspaper, and some kindling wood, which would you light first?




A farmer had 15 sheep, and all but 8 died. How many are left?




Do you say "Loo-iss-vill" is the capital of Kentucky, or do you say "Loo-ee-vill" is the capital of Kentucky?



Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister?


Exactly how many slices of 1.5 cm each can you cut from a whole bread which is 22.5 cm long?


There are two coins which total 55 cents (read: $0.55). One of them is not a nickel. What are the two coins?


An electric train is moving north at 100kph and a wind is blowing to the west at 10kph. Which way does the smoke blow?


Start with three coins: a penny, a nickel and a quarter. Say, "Tommy's mother has three children. The first child's name is Penny." (Hold up the penny while saying this.) "The second child's name is Nick." (Hold up the nickel.) What is the third child's name? (Hold up the quarter.)



If water going down the drain/toilet goes counter-clockwise in the Northern Hemisphere and clockwise in the Southern Hemisphere, in which direction would a toilet go on the equator?

One day after dinner, my uncle sat me down and began to tell me a tall tale. It seemed that there was once a minister who often fell asleep during Sunday services. One such Sunday, he nodded off and dreamt that he was in the middle of the French Revolution. In this dream he was one of the revolutionaries awaiting execution. His head was placed in the guillotine, and the blade was dropped. But just as it was about to hit, the minister's wife, noticing that he was asleep, stuck him in the back of the neck with a sewing needle to awaken him. The minister was so startled by this, he jolted awake and promptly died of a heart attack. So I ask you, was my uncle telling me the truth, or was he lying?


Answers http://eluzions.com/Puzzles/Trick/

[BobTheCow]

A 10 foot rope ladder hangs over the side of a boat with the bottom rung on the surface of the water. The rungs are one foot apart, and the tide goes up at the rate of 6 inches per hour. How long will it be until three rungs are covered?
<b>The rungs will float?</b>


What can go up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?
<b>Smoke?</b>


If you had only one match, and entered a dark room containing an oil lamp, some newspaper, and some kindling wood, which would you light first?
<b>The match.</b>


A farmer had 15 sheep, and all but 8 died. How many are left?
<b>8!!</b>


Do you say "Loo-iss-vill" is the capital of Kentucky, or do you say "Loo-ee-vill" is the capital of Kentucky?
<b>I'm not an idiot, I say the right city...</b>


Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister?
<b>How can a dead man marry?</b>


An electric train is moving north at 100kph and a wind is blowing to the west at 10kph. Which way does the smoke blow?
<b>Silly electric trains...</b>

Start with three coins: a penny, a nickel and a quarter. Say, "Tommy's mother has three children. The first child's name is Penny." (Hold up the penny while saying this.) "The second child's name is Nick." (Hold up the nickel.) What is the third child's name? (Hold up the quarter.)
<b>Tommy!! ( I learn from my mistakes)</b>


If water going down the drain/toilet goes counter-clockwise in the Northern Hemisphere and clockwise in the Southern Hemisphere, in which direction would a toilet go on the equator?
<b>The toilet doesn't move...</b>

One day after dinner, my uncle sat me down and began to tell me a tall tale. It seemed that there was once a minister who often fell asleep during Sunday services. One such Sunday, he nodded off and dreamt that he was in the middle of the French Revolution. In this dream he was one of the revolutionaries awaiting execution. His head was placed in the guillotine, and the blade was dropped. But just as it was about to hit, the minister's wife, noticing that he was asleep, stuck him in the back of the neck with a sewing needle to awaken him. The minister was so startled by this, he jolted awake and promptly died of a heart attack. So I ask you, was my uncle telling me the truth, or was he lying?
<b>Minister's wife? *shrugs* Just a guess...</b>

Oh man I feel stupid, I just answered the ones I thought I knew... and THEN noticed there were answers. Haha, well, those are my guesses, I'll check 'em now.

[maxama10]

lol its ok