this will be long but its worth it:
its my schools homecoming week this week and the tping is gone a little out of hand. weve been using eggs, flour, rotten crap, animal feces, dead animals, frozen squirrels. and tons of other redneck crap(i live in a small(10k) iowan town). and the only things that it is legal to have is tp. but usually the cops just lay low unless it gets really bad.
last night it got really bad, there were about thirty trucks, suvs, and cars driving around egging and vandalizing everyone and everything they saw the only place that will sell aggs is wallmart so theres always huge wars going on at the wallmart parking lot.
well last night i was in the back of a friends truck and we were egging vehicles that were egging other vehicles and we had some pizza sauce cups and tons of other crap and we went into the wallmart and this kid that doesnt even go to our highschool driving an old cadilac w/ exhaust cutouts pulled up behind our truck within like inches and started reving it and throwing eggs and we dont even know who he was so i threw a handful of eggs at them and my friends are all like no, no dont and they were freaking out and apparently they knew him and he was like 23 and had 3-friends w/ him. so they start chasing us and we egged the hell out of them and they did burnouts all over adn jumped the curb a few times and they were being dumbass's so we threw 5 dozen aggs at thier car and i put one threw the driver window and one threw the passenger window and hit the passenger in the face. but they tried to pass us on a wid, smooth, gravel road and throw some of there aggs at us. but we got them more and they passed us and drove on ahead and somehow spun out and landed in a ditch and we drove by and turned around like a 1/4 mile up the road to see if they were ok and they were standing outside the car ready to throw eggs at us. but we kinda got them good too then we drove into town and 10 feet into town we got pulled over by a popo and he made us throw all of our eggs into a dumpster and told us to go home and said that he got a call from the dude saying we attacked them. and we told him that he started it and showed him the egg all over the truck.
now onto today me and three of my friends were in my car(1992 berretta 2-door) and we drove by the spot that this guy passed us and he somehow came by at the same time and pulled a u turn after he passed us and then he followed us and blocked our path out of the parking lot at a public park type thing with lots of trees. and we drove farther in and locked and ditched the car and hid in the bushes to see what they were gonna do and they pulled up beside the car and sat there for a few minutes and got out and pulled out a blade(BE paintball gun) a we had only tp so we were f*d so we hid there until they got in there car again and they sat there and listened to music and waited for us. so i called my friends to come scare tham off.
well after twenty minutes of standing on the road where we can se the parking lot exit. my friends show up and we meet up and think up the plan to flank them and use a loudspeaker to pretend that we where cops. so we did it and they surrendered and they put the gun down and we told them to get in there car and leave. so they drove away and as they were driving off we covered theyre car with flour and eggs and now i have a free be blade.
im a bad typer and writer so if you didnt like my writing thats too bad but i had to tell ao about a few of my homecoming adventures.
its my schools homecoming week this week and the tping is gone a little out of hand. weve been using eggs, flour, rotten crap, animal feces, dead animals, frozen squirrels. and tons of other redneck crap(i live in a small(10k) iowan town). and the only things that it is legal to have is tp. but usually the cops just lay low unless it gets really bad.
last night it got really bad, there were about thirty trucks, suvs, and cars driving around egging and vandalizing everyone and everything they saw the only place that will sell aggs is wallmart so theres always huge wars going on at the wallmart parking lot.
well last night i was in the back of a friends truck and we were egging vehicles that were egging other vehicles and we had some pizza sauce cups and tons of other crap and we went into the wallmart and this kid that doesnt even go to our highschool driving an old cadilac w/ exhaust cutouts pulled up behind our truck within like inches and started reving it and throwing eggs and we dont even know who he was so i threw a handful of eggs at them and my friends are all like no, no dont and they were freaking out and apparently they knew him and he was like 23 and had 3-friends w/ him. so they start chasing us and we egged the hell out of them and they did burnouts all over adn jumped the curb a few times and they were being dumbass's so we threw 5 dozen aggs at thier car and i put one threw the driver window and one threw the passenger window and hit the passenger in the face. but they tried to pass us on a wid, smooth, gravel road and throw some of there aggs at us. but we got them more and they passed us and drove on ahead and somehow spun out and landed in a ditch and we drove by and turned around like a 1/4 mile up the road to see if they were ok and they were standing outside the car ready to throw eggs at us. but we kinda got them good too then we drove into town and 10 feet into town we got pulled over by a popo and he made us throw all of our eggs into a dumpster and told us to go home and said that he got a call from the dude saying we attacked them. and we told him that he started it and showed him the egg all over the truck.
now onto today me and three of my friends were in my car(1992 berretta 2-door) and we drove by the spot that this guy passed us and he somehow came by at the same time and pulled a u turn after he passed us and then he followed us and blocked our path out of the parking lot at a public park type thing with lots of trees. and we drove farther in and locked and ditched the car and hid in the bushes to see what they were gonna do and they pulled up beside the car and sat there for a few minutes and got out and pulled out a blade(BE paintball gun) a we had only tp so we were f*d so we hid there until they got in there car again and they sat there and listened to music and waited for us. so i called my friends to come scare tham off.
well after twenty minutes of standing on the road where we can se the parking lot exit. my friends show up and we meet up and think up the plan to flank them and use a loudspeaker to pretend that we where cops. so we did it and they surrendered and they put the gun down and we told them to get in there car and leave. so they drove away and as they were driving off we covered theyre car with flour and eggs and now i have a free be blade.
im a bad typer and writer so if you didnt like my writing thats too bad but i had to tell ao about a few of my homecoming adventures.
*CRIES*
<---Should be banned for circumventing the cuss filter.
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