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  • Jonneh
    A nice fellow.
    • May 2001
    • 990

    #1

    Lets's review animals!

    Cat
    Good
    Cats are pretty cool, sometimes they go out and kill stuff, then bring it home for you, which is a pretty nice gesture. They're also pretty good at walking along fences!
    Bad
    It died after a few years
    Overall Score
    8.5/10

    Now you!
  • phantomhitman
    ao's official bad guy
    • Oct 2003
    • 1841

    #2
    dogs
    Good
    always better than cats....even when they scrwe up
    Bad
    have to feed them
    Score
    8.6/10 because dogs will always be better than cats
    my feedback
    countdown on devilmag day........ill let you now

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    • Bad_Dog
      self proclaimed warpaholic
      • Jul 2003
      • 1777

      #3
      Mouse
      Good:
      ~Great because they're fun to watch and they have lots of babies
      Bad:
      ~They eat thier babies and poop in your hand
      Overall Score:
      7.3/10

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      • Mango
        i cant wait to blog this
        • Feb 2002
        • 4557

        #4
        Lions
        Good
        The undisputed King of the Jungle. The males have nice fluffy necks that are good for hugging while the females do not. People sometimes mistake female lions for giant kittahs. Children should be encouraged to hug lions in the African plains and/or at Zoos. Fences need not hold them back. Tossing children over them is often highly effective.
        Bad
        Lions are hungry creatures. They can often eat all your children in one sitting.
        Overall Score
        7/10

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        • gc82000
          LNIB just a few scratches
          • Mar 2004
          • 1346

          #5
          Boonie dog
          Good
          lives longer then most owners. (mine has been in the family for 3 generations J/K)
          eats anything (even chocolate)
          Kills cats (with great effectiveness)
          Kills rats, snakes, chickens (with ease)
          Official Dog of Guam+++++
          BAD
          not accepted by the AKC
          vary in shapes and sizes. (kind of like a box of chocolates never know what you are gonna get )
          OVERALL
          9.3/10
          I am a declared Carb lover.

          Member and president of the Anti-Atkins Group.

          Advocate for the promotion of Rice, the truest sticky icky.

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          • Kai

            #6
            Brick
            Good
            Low maintenance. Can be used in the construction of buildings. Large variety of colors, shapes, sizes. Good to attach threatening messages to.
            Bad
            Not very fun to play with. Doesn't move... Ever. Kind of heavy.
            Overall Score
            10/10

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            • Big'n slo
              Sponsored by...my paycheck
              • Mar 2003
              • 1909

              #7
              The Interweb
              Good

              Turns on easy, tons of free pron, hours of virtual enjoyment
              Bad
              May cause blindness, can be expensive, makes young children annoying.
              Overall Score
              5/PIE

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              • 1stdeadeye
                Still around????
                • Jun 2002
                • 8501

                #8
                Originally posted by Big'n slo
                The Interweb
                Good

                Turns on easy, tons of free pron, hours of virtual enjoyment
                Bad
                May cause blindness, can be expensive, makes young children annoying.
                Overall Score
                5/PIE
                Bad
                Invented by Al Gore


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                • Python14
                  Norsk
                  • Jun 2001
                  • 3343

                  #9
                  Pythons

                  Good
                  Eat mice
                  Cool
                  Quiet
                  Clean
                  Charming

                  Bad
                  Can be big
                  Eat people

                  Overall
                  9/10
                  BLOODY MURDER!

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                  • Jonneh
                    A nice fellow.
                    • May 2001
                    • 990

                    #10
                    Ferret
                    Good
                    The ferret is quite small, and malleable, so can be easily stored almost anywhere. The ferret will also catch and ritualistically sacrifice animals as big as pigs given the oppertunity.
                    Bad
                    The ferret's secondary interest aside from murder, is chewing, and will gnaw through anything in your house smaller than your house.
                    Overall Score
                    4.11/7

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                    • 1ofkind
                      Snootchie Bootchie
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 1063

                      #11
                      Originally posted by phantomhitman
                      dogs
                      Good
                      always better than cats....even when they scrwe up
                      Bad
                      have to feed them
                      Score
                      8.6/10 because dogs will always be better than cats

                      Boo keep discrimination out of this!

                      Anyway,
                      Fishys!!!

                      Good
                      Can add a lovely scene to your home/office
                      Fun to look at
                      Great project

                      Bad
                      Tank must be cleaned if you want clear water
                      Not easy to maintain unless you make time and have a organized method
                      Expensive

                      5/10
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                      • 1stdeadeye
                        Still around????
                        • Jun 2002
                        • 8501

                        #12
                        Dogs

                        Good
                        Lassie
                        Rin tin tin

                        Bad
                        Cujo

                        Summary
                        When they are good they are good, but when they are bad watch out!

                        Rating

                        10/10

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                        • TheTramp
                          Registered User
                          • Jan 2001
                          • 4019

                          #13
                          Rats

                          Good:
                          - Low maintence - no need food, a cage, vet visits, etc.
                          - Very fast
                          - Cheap (in fact you can't get rid of the little bastards)

                          Bad:
                          - Freak out girlfriends
                          - Spread the plague
                          - Chew wires, boxes, feet, etc.

                          Score:
                          - 2.5/5
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                          -Charlie Papazian

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                          • Jack_Dubious
                            ubi dubium ibi libertas
                            • Apr 2002
                            • 922

                            #14
                            Dead Puppies

                            Good
                            Dont beg for food.
                            Dont have to clean up after them.
                            They play dead very well.

                            Bad
                            They dont come when you call.
                            They dont chase squirrels at all.
                            Smell.




                            Score
                            3/10 - Dead puppies arent much fun.

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                            • Bulldog
                              Registered User
                              • Jun 2001
                              • 1374

                              #15
                              Monkeys
                              Good
                              Are cute and fun to watch. They are genetically similar to humans and very smart. Some comunicate with sign lanuage. They fling crap at people.
                              Bad
                              They are genetically similar to humans and fling crap at people. They're hands probably don't smell very good either.
                              Overall Score
                              8/10
                              Last edited by Bulldog; 10-01-2004, 03:55 PM.

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