Lets's review animals!

[behemoth]

Liger
Good
Its a mix between a lion and a tiger. its pretty much my favorite animal.
Bad
Kills wolverines with a frickin 12 guage, what do you think?!
Overall Score
Vote for Pedro

[OysterBoy]

First of all..

CONGRATS!!! 1ofkind, YOUR FIRST TOTALLY UNDERSTANDABLE POST! I'm proud And this isn't a joke, you really have surprised me .

Television

Goods
-Very talkative
-Often arousing
-Wide variety of personalities

Bads
-Addictive
-Expensive to maintain
-Boring on Sunday

In summation, a television is a very easy pet to maintain. Just don't ever give it a bath...

10/10

[DiSoRdeR]

Bearded Dragons

Good:

• Fun to watch
• Can swim
• Hunts crickets
• Funny personalitys
• Not a small reptile
• I own one

Bad:

• Poops every day
• Grows at a fast rate
• Messy

Overall Score
9.5

[Chipper]

US Gov. Issued Colt. 45


Good
-Can be used to kill enemys and other people you don't know
-Good for protection
-Looks cool

Bad
-People you kill don't come back to life and spawn right in your face so you can shoot them again
-Have to clean it

Score
10.5/PIE ROOLS

[DiSoRdeR]

Its supposed to be reviews about animals...

[Kai]

Dead Puppies

Good
Dont beg for food.
Dont have to clean up after them.
They play dead very well.

Bad
They dont come when you call.
They dont chase squirrels at all.
Smell.




Score
3/10 - Dead puppies arent much fun.

Would you kill a puppy for a million dollars? How about 2 million?

[PyRo]

Ive done it for 2 bucks.

[fcpchop]

My Cat

name: Kittie

Discription: out-side cat mainly. Shes a Tiger cat i think

Good: Cute, keeps you company, fun to watch kill things like birds, mise, squirls. extremely easy to maintain when its an outside cat, she can feed her self if she really wants.

Bad: anoyying meow, leaves dead things for u to clean up, trys to sneak into the house

Rating: 9/10

[1ofkind]

Oysterboy

Good

-Reliable

Bad

-Follows you all over
-Has bad breath

I give it 2/10 because I think it likes me

[gc82000]

Imaginary friends
Good
They are always there
no else can see them
no clean up
no feeding
very good with children
come in all shapes and sizes
do whatever you want them to do
never disagrees
Bad
not good with adults
could sometimes tell you what to do (the devil made me do it)
they cannot take the blame like real friend
some times they are not imaginary (it has happened)
Overall
for kids 10/10
for adults -10/10

[1stdeadeye]

Would you kill a puppy for a million dollars? How about 2 million?

I'd kill a whole litter for that!

[Target Practice]

My Girlfriend


Good:
-Does my laundry
-Cooks my food
-Cleans my room
-Does my dishes
-Plays paintball
-Loves firearms
-Is just that awesome
-Has boobs
-Loves me

Bad:
-Nothing the boobs don't make up for


Summary
A+++++++. Would date again.

[tsc]

My Boyfriend:

Good:

Smells good
Looks nice
Lifts heavy things
Kills spiders/other bugs
Doesn't have boobs
Excellent taste in cars
And firearms
Responds well to obedience training
Puts up with my crap

Bad:

Gassy
Poops alot
Expensive upkeep
Likes shiny things

Overall:

8/10, Wouldn't reccomend one for the casual hobbyist.

[Jonneh]

THIS THREAD IS OUT OF CONTROL!

People are obviously not animals! WE'RE HUMAN BEINGS!

please stick to animals thanks.

[1stdeadeye]

Jonneh

Good
Occasionally posts something Funny

Bad
He's Johnny English!

Rating

5/10