I can't think of an appropriate title...

[Will Wood]

LINK
*Not the most appropriate news...*

I hope I die before I become this senile/stupid.

[RingOfScale]

lol how much would that suck ...

[pbzmag]

Now that's the wrong way to choke the chicken!

[JimmyBeam]

ya iheard bout that on LWS.....hehe, poor guy. but come on, how drunk do you have to be to do that

[1stdeadeye]

Dog owns man!

Course I would have killed that mutt!!!!!

[BobTheCow]

Poor dog...

[bornl33t]

bah, that's not near as funny as this topic I found on that same page

here

[BobTheCow]

Bryant said in retrospect, the humming sounded exactly like a vibrator, but it was better to be safe then sorry.

BWAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!

I think the choice of advertising just to the right of that article really added to everything, too...

**edit** Well damn, it appears the ad changes every time you reload the page... but for me, it was this animated rocketship that basically VIBRATED for a second or two, then shot up.

[FalconGuy016]

BWAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!

I think the choice of advertising just to the right of that article really added to everything, too...

**edit** Well damn, it appears the ad changes every time you reload the page... but for me, it was this animated rocketship that basically VIBRATED for a second or two, then shot up.

Hahahah thats like the one I found...

... but was so rudely locked and moved :) do you remember it?

[BobTheCow]

That I do. Karma Sutra book or something? lolz...

[Rumble]

haha i laughed when I read "the man said the 'chicken' kept him up at night"

[1ofkind]

This is the funniest thing I ever herd on the news.

It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.


"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."

[trevorjk]

DAMNIT!

i was just going to make this thread :)

only i was going to put "man cuts of penis, dog eats penis"

[fcpchop]

ahahhahah wow what a F'ing idiot, can u imagine the pain tho?

[Will Wood]

DAMNIT!

i was just going to make this thread :)

only i was going to put "man cuts of penis, dog eats penis"

I was going to do something about that, but AO can be touchy about these kinda things sometimes.