People are just plain dumb

[PyRo]

Cannot sit through a meeting because her nameplate is wrong even though everyone knows her friggen name anyway.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20041006/ap_on_fe_st/nameplate_spat&e=3

Pouring gas down the toilet and blowing things up.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20041007/ap_on_fe_st/toilet_fire&e=1

Remaried to his first wife after trying 52 others.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20041006/ap_on_fe_st/malaysia_wife_no_53&e=4

Aparently if you make alot of noise while peeing noone will suspect what you might be doing in the bathroom.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20041007/ap_on_fe_st/sound_princess&e=2

Racoon attacks? Where do I get started with that one, a racoon atacks me i'm running at it and kicking the thing.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=817&ncid=817&e=3&u=/ap/20041007/ap_on_fe_st/racoon_infestation

Sending full safe deposit boxes to the dump

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=817&ncid=817&e=7&u=/ap/20041006/ap_on_fe_st/hong_kong_unsafe_boxes

Vibrator shuts down airport

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=817&ncid=817&e=12&u=/ap/20041005/ap_on_fe_st/airport_sex_toy

Tells his teacher he will be missing class to pick up drugs for resale

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=817&ncid=817&e=14&u=/ap/20041004/ap_on_fe_st/student_bribe

I would love to see this one

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=817&ncid=817&e=15&u=/ap/20041004/ap_on_fe_st/unobservant_suspect

[Linkwarner]

all I have to say is wow. I meet many dumb people every night, but not quite that dumb.

[Head knight of Ni]

And you wasted your time reading that crap.

[ScatterPlot]

LOL!
But the last 2 are the same...

[PyRo]

Fixed it.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=817&ncid=817&e=15&u=/ap/20041004/ap_on_fe_st/unobservant_suspect

[RingOfScale]

meh, some funny stuff, some of it not so funny, but wutever ... worth reading for the good ones

[Jeffy-CanCon]

There is no Lifeguard in the gene pool!

[Pickle]

Bryant said in retrospect, the humming sounded exactly like a vibrator, but it was better to be safe then sorry.

I think we just a little more about Bryant that he didn't intend.

[Hasty8]

Here's my funny one of the week.

Romanian cuts off penis; dog eats it.

[WickeDKlowN]

Seriously, how stupid(or stoned) do you have to be to try to steal a car thats on jacks? It dosn't get any dumber than that. Aside from that guy that poured gas into his toilet or tried to bribe his teacherl

[PyRo]

No the best part was it was his car that he put on jacks. He just forgot about it when he tried to make his getaway.

[WickeDKlowN]

Bahahahahahaha. I just assumed that since he was buying drugs and running it was stolen.