i have a 13 year old brother who is the most immature person i have ever seen in my life. Were at a gas station picking up milk, and he sees the monster energy drinks. he only has one dollar, and i have a few, so obvioulsy he asks me for a dollar. i refuse because a) hes having a friend over and my parents are gone so I have to deal with them, b) he has the biggest case of ADHD i have EVER seen, c) anything with lots of sugar and caffeine will send him off the walls (literally), d) anything that says limit to three a day on it should be out of reach of him, and e) he is absolutely obnoxious anyways. So we go out to my car and he throws a temper tantrum equal to that of a 7 year old girls. and, the funny thing is he looks like a girl. the image of the long haired guy has passed through in his mind as long, straight, curled-inwards blonde hair; and on top of that, he is completely oblivious of his idiotic looks even after criticism from my parents, me, his "friends", and so on. so he throws his 4 quarters on the ground like some kind of baby, and whines the whole way home like he just lost a kidney or something. then he says, like always, that hes gonna "take the xbox away, and beat it with a hammer". knowing that i play it alot, and he technically owns it, he usually finds a hiding spot for it. then he usually gives it back in 20 mintues in exchange for something stupid, like help reading (remember, hes a moron). so, im sittin downstairs and what do i hear? a giant boom. a 7 pound xbox makes a loud noise. i go upstairs and he has his bad-face on, and being an undersized 13 year old (his 12 year old friends easily dwarf him in physcial size as well as mental capacaty), he looks so funny that i cant help but laugh. then he tries to slap and kick and whatnot so i put him down with my usual deadarm technique (yet to be bested). but, the xbox no longer reads games or cds, but thankfully the harddrive still works, and when i buy my own (hopefully soon), i can just put all the stuff on the old one to the new one. even though not all is lost, and you probably dont want to hear a bunch of my family problems, i have nothing else to do because i cant play pgr2 or rainbow six 3.
Please leave God out of this - cphilip lawn ornament... he seriously looks like one.
Please leave God out of this - cphilip lawn ornament... he seriously looks like one.
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