Quotes

[flyinasian016]

"Arguing over the interenet is like running in the special olympics...even if you when you're still retarded"

SKEET SKEET SKEET

[ZSigErik]

" Hope is a good thing
Maybe the best thing
And no good thing ever dies"

[flyinasian016]

definitely my fav.

"I play hard, i sleep hard, i wake up hard"

[Desega]

"Anyone who hasn't experienced faluire isn't trying hard enough." - Unkown

[Big'n slo]

"Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive"

[Lumberjack]

If you can't beat 'um, confuse 'um.

Badges? We don't need no stinkin badges!!

I'm so ninja I faked myself!

Hey you guys, watch this!!!

[flyinasian016]

"wanna pull my finger?"

[behemoth]

"With a frickin 12guage whattya think??"

[Bulldog]

"It's good to be the King"

[Koosh]

I saw this in someones sig somewhere...

"I feel bad for the people that don't drink... When they wake up thats as good as they are going to feel all day."

-Frank Sinatra

[NewbieMagMan10988]

"Instead, realize the truth, there is no spoon" Best movie ever.

[Creative Mayhem]

"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun"

"Ryan... be careful, most things in here don't react to well to bullets"

"What do you think is hotter, having sex or stealing cars?"

"Do as I say, not as I do"

My personal quote "Life is too short, not to get what you want"

[silentdeath55]

Badges? We don't need no stinkin badges!!

If I'm not mistaken, this is from UHF, and it is badgers, like the animal because the T.V. show is called Rauels Wild Kingdom.




With the upcoming sledding season, I've got a few:
"Live to sled, sled to live"

"Ditch the B****, and go sledding"

"Feel the rhythm, feel the ride, get on up it's sleddin' time" (a spin off from Cool Runnings)........More to come as the season progresses.

edit: What!?!? My sig was fine, I've had it for about a year and a half.

[WickeDKlowN]

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.

Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

Religion convinced the world that there's an invisible man in the sky who watches everything you do. And there's 10 things he doesn't want you to do or else you'll go to a burning place with a lake of fire until the end of eternity. But he loves you! ...And he needs money! He's all powerful, but he can't handle money!

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.

I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.

The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.

Ok, enough George Carlin for now.

[OysterBoy]

"Centipedes? In my vagina?"