Things you shouldn't do while bored at work...

[RTDynaflow]

LOL Dude that was good here a couple of mine:

1. Tell to a co-worker that your boss told you to tell him that he is fired.

2. When u are in a meeting ask for a bathroom permit to the guy that is speakin when u return ask again.

3. Whenever theres a exchange of christmas presents and the person u have to exhange a present is a woman buy her a sextoy. When she opens it a realize what it is tell her that u are sorry that u confuse your wife's christmas present with hers.

LMAO I so screw with the new guys... especially the transfers. We got this guy from vegas in last month. Every week I had him convinced he was fired. Then one day the boss was actually pissed at him and he didnt believe me...

I have done half of what is on the other list.

Try this one when you are at a department store... specifically a radioshack during the holidays... Find a fairly high floor stack and superman into. Get up and walk out like nothing happened. I did this last year. They had some cordless phone tower stack. Just walked up to it and when I got about 5 feet away, I took off and nailed it. Stood up and walked away. They were all asking "WTH?? are you ok???" just ignore the sales people and continue to walk out the door, never say a word and keep a straight face. Have someone film it for bonus points...

You can also try the accidental trip and fall into the Igo spinner. Just make sure you knock it all the way down. They are usually by the front door so that is a huge plus.

Go and get one of their cans of air and tell the sale associate you need to demo it. Before he can say something rip off the tab and start taking out prices tags, products, anything you can reach. Hell 10 bonus points if you flip the bottle upside down and freeze the associates hand.