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Vehicle Description
Up for bid is this 1987 Jaguar XJS Coupe. This was going to be a total restoration. The heads have been redone, valves redone, these are in like new condition. Some rust as per pictures. Wiring was gone thru, replaced as nessesary. Tires in average condition. This would be a great car for someone with foreign car experience. THE TRUTH: This is the worst piece of crap car I have ever had to deal with. Every damn time I turned around, it cost me another thousand dollars. I HATE this worthless piece of crap!!! There is NO RESERVE on this car and bidding will start at a quarter. Get this ugly god foresaken car off my property before I go insane. Thank you for looking and Good Luck Bidding!
Vehicle Condition
"Near" Mint!
Terms of Sale
I accept Money Orders/Cashier Checks and Paypal....Foodstamps....Postage Stamps......3rd Party out of state checks.....Livestock or whatever??? 10% Down within 3 days of Auctions End. Balance due within 10 days of Auctions End. Buyer must pick up vehicle at my location in Defiance, Ohio.
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On Sep-23-04 at 11:01:35 PDT, seller added the following information:
Because of repeated questions, the car goes down the road just fine.....if you push it. The engine is so quiet, you would swear it wasn't running.......and it's not. It is the original finish, but it's hard to tell. Did I mention this car has wire wheels! This car may have belonged to James Bond at one time, we just can't prove it! We have a "Buy It Now" Price of $18,000.00, or best offer!
LMAO
Heres what I could paste in
Vehicle Description
Up for bid is this 1987 Jaguar XJS Coupe. This was going to be a total restoration. The heads have been redone, valves redone, these are in like new condition. Some rust as per pictures. Wiring was gone thru, replaced as nessesary. Tires in average condition. This would be a great car for someone with foreign car experience. THE TRUTH: This is the worst piece of crap car I have ever had to deal with. Every damn time I turned around, it cost me another thousand dollars. I HATE this worthless piece of crap!!! There is NO RESERVE on this car and bidding will start at a quarter. Get this ugly god foresaken car off my property before I go insane. Thank you for looking and Good Luck Bidding!
Vehicle Condition
"Near" Mint!
Terms of Sale
I accept Money Orders/Cashier Checks and Paypal....Foodstamps....Postage Stamps......3rd Party out of state checks.....Livestock or whatever??? 10% Down within 3 days of Auctions End. Balance due within 10 days of Auctions End. Buyer must pick up vehicle at my location in Defiance, Ohio.
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On Sep-23-04 at 11:01:35 PDT, seller added the following information:
Because of repeated questions, the car goes down the road just fine.....if you push it. The engine is so quiet, you would swear it wasn't running.......and it's not. It is the original finish, but it's hard to tell. Did I mention this car has wire wheels! This car may have belonged to James Bond at one time, we just can't prove it! We have a "Buy It Now" Price of $18,000.00, or best offer!
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