Need To Know, Urgent!!!

[matt-o]

okay heres the deal, word on the grapevine is that some people are gonna tp my house, i wanna know what the consequences will be if i light em up.
anyone know?

[xmetal2001]

Probably not a good idea for obvious reasons(eyesight?). Come up with something much more revengefull...

[PyRo]

Assault plus lawsuits if injuries result. Some places now classify it as assault with a deadly weapon.

[vf-xx]

Jello Flavored Supersoaker!!!!

[Glickman]

pink paint grenade.

Smelly
Wet
Pink......

wait, what i talking about?... erm... nevermind...

[MagMan5446]

assualt with a deadly weapon...


my friends been locked up since the beginning of the summer for shooting someone with an airsoft gun.

[teufelhunden]

grow some balls and kick their asses the old fashioned way.

[Konigballer]

why dont you just egg them? when someone gets cold, wet egg on them, they're not going to want to do much more than get home and change clothes.

On a different note, you know what the best way to egg someone's house is? Use a friggin' lacrosse stick. My friend and I were like proffesional egg assassins in highschool and we used to launch eggs at our target house or vehicles from a several houses away in complete secrecy. The force you generate when using a lacrosse stick with something as small as a egg is crazy. We would usually launch from behind a fence or backyards and have a couple of guys looking from around corners or through bushes to tell us when to adjust our range.

you know if I had been as enthused with using my stick for actually playing lacrosse as I was for using it in neighborhood black ops, I might have gone farther in the sport. oh well

[ScatterPlot]

Dude, we don't need to have any more paintball shootings that aren't in a game. Think, you hit someone in the face, maybe the eye, blind for life/long time in that eye, parents sue your parents, royally screwed over. Just use eggs, ice water in water gun, lawn sprinklers stratecgically placed, etc. There's many solutions other than resulting to the degredation of our sport like that.

[Bolter]

dig a moat around your house

[Toro216guy]

We got them

I did that once! We were waiting in a friends garage and this car drove by a couple of times, so we thought it was them. His garage had windows so we could look out, the car stopped in front of the driveway and a strange guy got out. He proceeded to start breaking into one of the cars in the driveway. We open the garage door and unloaded on him and his car all the way down the street. Needless to say I think he learned his leason. Oh and by the way we got the tpers too. Moral of the story don't steal other people's stuff!!!

[nastymag]

Super Soaker with some lemon concentrate in it

then kick them in the guts while the are screaming about there eyes burning


but yea dont do the paintball thing .... it can result in serious injury plus you can get sued for everything your familys owns

[PyRo]

I did that once! We were waiting in a friends garage and this car drove by a couple of times, so we thought it was them. His garage had windows so we could look out, the car stopped in front of the driveway and a strange guy got out. He proceeded to start breaking into one of the cars in the driveway. We open the garage door and unloaded on him and his car all the way down the street. Needless to say I think he learned his leason. Oh and by the way we got the tpers too. Moral of the story don't steal other people's stuff!!!

You're lucky, you can be charged for that. More often than not though they will take justice into their own hands and destory your car, burn down your house, beat the hell out of you, etc. Kind of like someone who had the smart idea of attachine razor blades to his headunit. Sure enough he came out one morning and the dash is cracked open and their is a whole mess of blood on the seat. A couple weaks later he came out one morning to find every panel on his car smashed beyone repair, glass broke, tires slashed, interior cut up. And their was nothing he could do about it, you need a police report to go through insurance but if he called the police and found the guy he would have been charged for a mantrap (I think that is what it is called).

[Bulldog]

On a different note, you know what the best way to egg someone's house is? Use a friggin' lacrosse stick. My friend and I were like proffesional egg assassins in highschool and we used to launch eggs at our target house or vehicles from a several houses away in complete secrecy. The force you generate when using a lacrosse stick with something as small as a egg is crazy. We would usually launch from behind a fence or backyards and have a couple of guys looking from around corners or through bushes to tell us when to adjust our range.

My brother and I, years ago, would use spotters too, but with those cheap walkie talkies that you can buy in toy stores. We had fantastic radio discipline for ten year-olds. *sigh* good times....Water balloons and christmas lights work well with lacrosse sticks if I remember correctly, as does anything that can go slpat when hurled hard enough.

[cphilip]

Just video tape them and call the cops..... give em the tape....