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  • Automaggin2
    Registered User
    • Sep 2002
    • 2506

    #1

    My laptop was stolen from my dorm room

    Well, my laptop was stolen last Thursday. I have reason to suspect it was my roommate, or I should say old roommate now. Ever since it was stolen he has been acting real strange. They had to move me to another dorm because i was getting very, very pissed off at him. His friend calls me up when I was out at a social, and he goes "Someone stole Brentons weed, its all gone, all 300 dollers worth". For 2 minutes they continue to question me about his weed, then they go "O yea, your laptop was stolen too". So i run back to the dorm, i start flippin out, cops come and question us. No one could get there story straight, my roommate told the cop the only thing he had stolen was a fake gold Buddha statue that was hidden away and no one on our floor has ever seen. So this makes me begin to think.....How would he know to look to see if his Buddha is still there after his weed and my laptop was stolen? Another thing, we had 2 mp3 players out, a PS2 with about 20 DVDs and games, a $100 logitech mouse, and various other expensive items. That next day my roommate packs up all his bags to go home for the weekend, and as hes walking out the door he drops all of his bags, looks at me and yells "What, you wanna search my bags? You think i have your laptop?". I was wondering what could cause this sudden outburst considering I didn't say a word to him about my laptop. He comes back Sunday night and starts acting real weird, won't talk to me or look at me. So we started going at it again because he mumbled something to me, and the RA's came down and everything. That Monday I had to move all of my stuff across campus and to another dorm.
    Dub V

    Where greatness is learned
    and couches are burned
  • HoppysMag
    Hoppy's en Fuego!!!
    • Oct 2001
    • 3494

    #2
    still got your old room key??
    "You have not converted a man because you have silenced him." -John Morley

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    • Python14
      Norsk
      • Jun 2001
      • 3343

      #3
      I'll steal my roomates laptop for you.
      BLOODY MURDER!

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      • PyRo
        President Bioloaf inc.
        • Dec 2000
        • 10186

        #4
        Blanket party.

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        • Automaggin2
          Registered User
          • Sep 2002
          • 2506

          #5
          Originally posted by Python14
          I'll steal my roomates laptop for you.

          Dub V

          Where greatness is learned
          and couches are burned

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          • Bad_Dog
            self proclaimed warpaholic
            • Jul 2003
            • 1777

            #6
            Originally posted by PyRo
            Blanket party.
            with baseball bats...

            My Feedback

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            • Warewolf50
              The evil monkey
              • Apr 2002
              • 1444

              #7
              Originally posted by Bad_Dog
              with baseball bats...

              and tazers.

              mcveighr--You think caffeine rocks you should try cocaine.

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              • Python14
                Norsk
                • Jun 2001
                • 3343

                #8
                Originally posted by Warewolf50
                and tazers.

                and electric eels.
                BLOODY MURDER!

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                • LittlePaintballBoy

                  #9
                  and various rodents.

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                  • Gideon1331
                    Im back for now...
                    • Sep 2003
                    • 3255

                    #10
                    *EDIT* Im sorry for apparently ruining the joke.
                    Last edited by The Action Figure; 10-14-2004, 05:43 PM.

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                    • OysterBoy
                      Fatty McChubbercookie
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 1409

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Gideon1331
                      and rabid monkeys

                      You've ruined the joke.

                      Unicorns are people too ...
                      Old Narhwals are people too ...
                      Grizzly Bears are people too ...
                      Caterpillars are people too ...
                      Baby Peacocks are people too ...
                      lew "My hand was a little shaky and I released too soon."

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                      • 1stdeadeye
                        Still around????
                        • Jun 2002
                        • 8501

                        #12
                        And lots of bars of Ivory Soap!

                        Sorry Colin. That really sucks!

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                        • PyRo
                          President Bioloaf inc.
                          • Dec 2000
                          • 10186

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Warewolf50
                          and tazers.
                          And lazers

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                          • Halliday
                            Level 10
                            • Oct 2000
                            • 1655

                            #14
                            and scratchy wool blankets


                            Super Moderator at Pbreview.com

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                            • Glickman
                              *Insert Witty Phrase*
                              • Sep 2003
                              • 2673

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Python14
                              I'll steal my roomates laptop for you.

                              $10 says his roomate sees this....



                              IMM GONNA GET YOU PYTHON!

                              and now for the interlude!!!

                              laaaaa...

                              cucracha!

                              la cucaracha!

                              blah blah blah blah blah

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