Fruit Sale

[MrLpd11]

My school is having a trip to Disneyworld, along with all the other schools in the district. Now before you say I'm begging, I'm not because you get something out of it. All you have to do is buy fruit, and 10% of the cost from the fruit goes to my school savings account, which can be used towards this trip.

Heres the fruit

If you order, be sure to include my name, Sam Pierce.

The fruit is freshly plucked off of wherever the get it, and isn't like in stores where they recieve it & you have to wait until it ripens, etc. Thanks for looking!

[Echo419]

BUY THE FR00T OR U GET TEH BOOT....

this nees to be moved the misc. items forum doesnt it... haha (nah im kidding), that would be funny as crap tho

[personman]

lol. Fruit.
Are these like guarenteed against bruises or something?
What's stopping me from going to the grocery store and buying them there?
These better be super fruit.

[MrLpd11]

I dunno? I'm just a student there.....My jobs to try to sell it, and I figured online forums would be a hell of a lot easier (and lazier) than door - to - door selling

[personman]

You're not a very good salesman.

[MrLpd11]

Aka I don't lie and say that they will probably be perfect? I have no idea, therefore, no I'm not. If I were I'd say they would come perfect, etc, and if they didn't, you would known him to lie. Would you rather purchase from someone who is truthful, or someone who just tries to persuade you to get something when he really doesn't know a thing about it? Just a thought. (if this benefited me more I'd probably be the latter )

[personman]

A good salesman is a liar
Let me help you out here.


Hello, my name is Sam Pierce and I am selling fruit! Not just any fruit, fruit that has been HEAVILLY modified using DNA recombinant technology! I have inserted DNA from a cheetah's paw into the seeds that these fruit grew from! Not only are these fruit sweet and delicious, they make you run faster!
From oranges to apples to grapefruit - we have them all! Treat yourself or your loved ones with some of these beautiful fruit. All proceeds go to charity! When ordering, make sure that you include the name Sam Pierce so.. um.. the hobos.. uh.. get more money. Yeah. BUY SOME FRESH FRUIT TODAY!

[MrLpd11]

Yes but I'm not here to cheat people or lie. And you add Sam Pierce so the school knows who gets the 10% of the fruit. This money isn't for my personal use, just for school use.

Edit: I know a good salesman is a liar. Which is what I was pointing to in the 2nd post

[Glickman]

heh i sold the same fruit last year for a symphonic band trip.

pee jay's fruit is awsome! they must pack it in a refrigerated shipper, because it comes very fresh, and juicy.

not to mention all of the fruit is pretty freaking big


be sure to use that as feedback

[personman]

Haha
I'm just kidding
Good luck selling your fruit

[Jeremizzle]

A good salesman is a liar
Let me help you out here.


Hello, my name is Sam Pierce and I am selling fruit! Not just any fruit, fruit that has been HEAVILLY modified using DNA recombinant technology! I have inserted DNA from a cheetah's paw into the seeds that these fruit grew from! Not only are these fruit sweet and delicious, they make you run faster!
From oranges to apples to grapefruit - we have them all! Treat yourself or your loved ones with some of these beautiful fruit. All proceeds go to charity! When ordering, make sure that you include the name Sam Pierce so.. um.. the hobos.. uh.. get more money. Yeah. BUY SOME FRESH FRUIT TODAY!

LMFAO