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  • bsusigep18
    The Puerto Rican Prince
    • Sep 2001
    • 224

    #1

    Dane Cook

    Anybody know who Dane Cook is here? For the uneducated he's a hilarious comedian, my favorite standup...i seriously suggest you check it out, he's hilarious!
  • ThePatriot

    #2
    NOnononono....Dennis Leary is the Shiz, download a song by him from morpheus called A**hole...its so unbelievable funny, he rants about how he does stuff to piss people off.

    I'm just a regular joe, with a regular job, im ur average white, suburbanite slob...i like football and porno and books about war, i got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor...my wife and my job, my kids and my car, my feet on my table....AND A CUBAN CIGAR.

    Sometimes i park in handicapped spaces, while HANDICAPPED PPL make HANDICAPPED faces...

    i drive really slow, in the extra fast lane, while ppl behind me, are going insane.....

    I use public toilets...and i piss on the seat, i run around in the summer time saying HOWS ABOUT THIS HEAt

    A few lines from the song, plus dennis leary isnt kidding, the guy smokes like 18 packs of cigs a day but claims the only thing cigarettes can be combined with is beer. He cant love them apart, they HAVE to be together

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    • shartley
      • Jun 2026

      #3
      Dennis Miller... now HE's the man.

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      • ThePatriot

        #4
        I HATE DENNIS MILLER, and so does all my family, hes so annoying on monday night football...and dont lie to urself you know you find him VERY annoying, all of you, dennis miller is the devil

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        • shartley
          • Jun 2026

          #5

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          • ThePatriot

            #6
            I do have education, but the only dennis miller i have ever seen is monday night and i think ONCE old time SNL, but i find those boring. We dont get HBO anymore so i didnt see his HBO show....

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            • wyn1370
              ...--...
              • Feb 2001
              • 3821

              #7
              Nope, you've all got it wrong. Go listen to Haywood Banks.
              You are the Wormtongue of AO.~bofh

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              • FooTemps
                HURRRR
                • Sep 2001
                • 6702

                #8
                Who was the guy that did the 1 hour special "Sweat the Small Stuff" on comedy central? That guy was funny.

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                • udtseal
                  Registered User
                  • Sep 2001
                  • 702

                  #9
                  Kevin James did "Sweat the Small Stuff" and he is one of my favorite comedians. I love lots of different comedians, Dane Cook, Patton Oswald, Steven Lynch (hilarious songs), Kevin James of course, ohh man so many....:) :)

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                  • ZSigErik
                    Semper Fi
                    • Dec 2001
                    • 829

                    #10
                    Sorry but your all wrong!

                    The best stand up ever is by far Stephen Wright, thee funniest man on the planet. And yes I know who dane cook is, lol "I WANT THAT!". Anyway, you all stand corrected, thank you and good bye.
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                    • paintballer187
                      PBN Mod
                      • Sep 2001
                      • 1733

                      #11
                      NO! everyone here is wrong, George Carlin is the man, he is hilarious

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