The New Anthrax Scare, by Applebees

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  • Albinonewt
    Team Icky Forest
    • Apr 2003
    • 2456

    #1

    The New Anthrax Scare, by Applebees

    My Dad sent me this today, just thought I'd share. It both a pubic service and super funny1


    Powder Awareness: NJTTF Postal Inspection Service Rep. reports a white powdery substance (talcum powder) has been distributed in the U.S. Mail by the restaurant company Applebees as part of a promotional mailing. The powder was sprinkled on 50,000 individual letters to, "control sticking." The letters were addressed to Eastern USA residents and mail facilities only. Please notify your postal facilities of this promotional mailing from Applebees.
    Or better yet, why don't you kill yourself. No, really, die. Drop dead, don't leave a note, in fact burn your house while your little ego is stuck in a bench vice so that you'll also incenerate yourslef and everything you own with it. Because that's all you're worth. You're not even wirh thte time it'll take for the house to burn down, so just kill yourself. You're a waste of space. You are nothing, you always will be nothing. Don't leave a note, you're not worth the ink. - Tyger
  • MicroMiniMe
    Easy Like Sunday Morning
    • May 2003
    • 1213

    #2
    Everything is all fun and games untill the FBI shows up.

    CNC Emag
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    • Steelrat
      I meant to...uh, nevermind
      • May 2003
      • 5375

      #3
      Screw the FBI, Postal Inspectors are all over that. All the Federal agent powers, none of the ego.

      Its common practice to use various powders when preparing mailings. It prevents the shiny cards from sticking together.


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      • warthog2t0

        #4
        **** The Fbi And The Fcc!

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        • Steelrat
          I meant to...uh, nevermind
          • May 2003
          • 5375

          #5
          Why hate the FBI? They are there to protect you. Thats like saying screw the cops. Do you think anarchy is really better?


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          • Bluestrike_2
            Archer
            • Jan 2004
            • 481

            #6
            That is quite simply, the most foolish comment AO has heard in a while.

            Yeah, go screw the people protecting us. Sure.....

            On another note, you probably set a red flag on an NSA computer in London or somewhere else outside the country. Good job!
            "I've always said that Pixar is the most technically advanced creative company; Apple is the most creatively advanced technical company"
            -Apple CEO, Steve Jobs

            http://www.fortune.com/fortune/technology/articles/0,15114,1025098,00.html - Apple CEO
            http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,1759,1572017,00.asp - Adobe CEO

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            • warthog2t0

              #7
              yea i prlboliy did.... *door bell rings*........ *door get smached in*........ *bag over head and thrown into a unmarked black van*

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              • Gtask8
                ROCK ON!
                • Aug 2004
                • 247

                #8
                O NO, ITS THE KFC THE BMW, THE ABC, THE STD, THE ATT, THE THE THE!!! ahhh

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                • Gitaroo Man
                  Desafortunadamente
                  • May 2002
                  • 1536

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Bluestrike_2
                  That is quite simply, the most foolish comment AO has heard in a while.

                  Yeah, go screw the people protecting us. Sure.....

                  On another note, you probably set a red flag on an NSA computer in London or somewhere else outside the country. Good job!
                  OMG thats horrible!! What are they going to do about it? he can say what he wants

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