ATTN: Fruitcat crew v.itswarNOW!

[BobTheCow]

Fruitcats?

[RenagadeOfFunk]

comment on the last pic:

...i am so tempted to eat the oreo...or the gerbil...

[Target Practice]

A Message From The Supreme Commander.

Too all of those who are NOT Mango:

It's lovely that you would like to participate in our little diplomatic tit for tat. However, Mango has distorted the facts. The REAL facts are as follow:

1. Mango did NOT create "Fruitcat". As an entity, Fruitcat has floated around the Internet for a long time.

2. While Mango DID post a picture of a cat with fruit on it's head on AO before, that post, and posts similar to said post, were not the inspiration for Fruitcat in it's current form.

3. The entity "Fruitcat" in it's present form, as an "IRC Sovereignty" and ruled by a Supreme Commander, is INDEPENTENT from all existing Fruitcat references. We mearly take the Fruitcat image as our symbol.


Fruitcat is prepared to cease all hostilities against Mangotopia (and all allies thereof), on the condition that hostilities are ceased against Fruitcat in return. If Mangotopia (and all allies thereof) do not cease hostilities, I, as the Supreme Commander of the Legion of the Shadows, will be forced to unleash my forces with extreme predjudice.

The Supreme Commander
Leader of Fruitcat and the Legion of the Shadows.

p.s.-mango sux

[dirty_canadian4894]

[HoppysMag]

the uuhr stands in support of fruit cat. the great revolution of 86 was fought for the right of a peoples party. and the people support fruitcat, mainly due to his cut little wiskers, then the party supports fruit cat. the uuhr herby joins the fruit cat aliance, pending the acceptance of fruitcat. we await your reply

[Target Practice]

the uuhr stands in support of fruit cat. the great revolution of 86 was fought for the right of a peoples party. and the people support fruitcat, mainly due to his cut little wiskers, then the party supports fruit cat. the uuhr herby joins the fruit cat aliance, pending the acceptance of fruitcat. we await your reply

We accept. Your inclusion in the Alliance mandates you to accept our policy of nonviolence against Mangotopia (and all allies thereof). You also pledge to offer your forces in the event of hostilities between Fruitcat and her enemies.

[HoppysMag]

The uuhr accepts the policy of nonviolence and pledges all of the mother lands resources to the protection of her allies and thier interest's. this is the start of what is hopefully a long an pospurous future, for both our nations, and our allies.

[Mango]

Fruitcat & current Allies,

I see now that I am outnumbered but not outclassed. I am forced to take my aggressions underground. I will say that any attempts at assassinating the Fruitcat, Supreme Commander or any allies thereof are not attempts by ME. I SWEAR. Like no kidding you guys it wouldn't be me, it was probably the French. Or that guy over there *points*. Mangotopia or any of its Generals would never try that so don't even come-a-knockin'. I now must retire and hand load some bullets for my sniper rifl....I mean harvest some Kangaroos for export.


Sinfully yours,
Prime Minister Mango

[Mango]

oops...wrong button....

[HoppysMag]

yes, Mangotopia's kangroo harvest should be... a blast... MUHA HA HA HA HA!!! and you all though i was crazy when i suggested kangroo bombs!


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