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  • Mango
    i cant wait to blog this
    • Feb 2002
    • 4557

    #1

    So the Earth IS flat

  • MayAMonkeyBeYourPinata
    Another One Bites The Dust
    • Feb 2003
    • 2246

    #2
    I'm not sure if this is a joke or not.
    Love Will Tear Us Apart

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    • BlackWeenie
      Registered User
      • Jan 2004
      • 525

      #3
      "Does this fit in with the Hollow Earth theory?
      Yes. Beneath the Earth, or hanging off the edges, is a land populated by either green-skinned women or Nazis.
      20. Does Idaho exist
      No. The existence of Idaho is a lie, fabricated by a conspiracy of cartographers, as is England (see question 10).
      21. What about North Dakota?
      That doesn't exist either.
      22. Any other places which are believed to exist but really don't?
      Yes, Australia. And then there are the cryptogeographica, places such as Kadath, Carcosa, Hobbiton, Narnia, Hy-Brasil, Hell and such whose existence has not been satisfactorily proven. "

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      • PyRo
        President Bioloaf inc.
        • Dec 2000
        • 10186

        #4
        Idaho and austraila do not exist

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        • BobTheCow63
          IAO Gold Star winner (BTK)
          • Dec 2002
          • 3832

          #5
          That "Springfield Paradox" page is funny... I live in a Springfield.
          Calling all Virginia, Maryland, North Carolina, and other east coast AOers...

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          Let us know what dates and locations work for you!!

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          • Python14
            Norsk
            • Jun 2001
            • 3343

            #6
            The Springfield paradox pretty much gives it away.....it's the answer to the ever problematic question that plagues civilized society.



            Which Springfield do the Simpsons live in?
            BLOODY MURDER!

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            • teufelhunden
              Registered Bamf
              • Jul 2003
              • 2691

              #7
              Springfield, MA, IIRC.
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              • gimp
                Registered User
                • Jan 2001
                • 2368

                #8
                The Simpsons have to live in springfield nh. They had the episode were the old man of the mountain fell down, and there is one where they go to santas village. Matt groening has a house in NH too.

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                • jpdgas
                  Don't Get Eliminated!!!
                  • Jan 2003
                  • 222

                  #9
                  Poorly thought out joke...as far as gravity is concerned. It's 330am so I might as well write it down.

                  #13. What about gravity?

                  Problem with inertia is that the earth would have to be continually accellerating in order for it to create the effect of gravity on its inhabitants. Acceleration by gravity is what, about 9ft/sec, so the earth would have to have a continual acceleration of 9ft/sec. multiply that by billions of years or even 6k years (depending on earth origion beliefs) and the speed would be astronomical. approx 23652000 mph gained per year. and unless there is a force driving the earth, the natural behavior of any object, even in the vacuum of space is to slow down. So if there is a propellant, where is the fuel? Fundamentally flawed.

                  And a turtles magnitism would have very little effect on anything on the surface that we live on considering that about 80% of everything is non-magnectic. but think how high we could jump if we learned to reverse our personal poles?
                  Its possible that my calculations are flawed, but i doubt it.

                  #20. my parents live in idaho, believe the myth!

                  and now, i sleep...

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                  • Brak
                    POOP
                    • Sep 2002
                    • 1996

                    #10
                    Originally posted by gimp
                    The Simpsons have to live in springfield nh. They had the episode were the old man of the mountain fell down, and there is one where they go to santas village. Matt groening has a house in NH too.
                    youre both wrong, its actually Illinois. in one episode they say it. principal skinner says something about how springfield elementary has the worst grades in the state of illinois
                    SIG RULES SUCK REAL BAD AND THEYRE STUPID AND DUMB AND THEY STINK AND ARE STUPID AND I HATE THEM AND THEY SUCK REAL BAD

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                    • MayAMonkeyBeYourPinata
                      Another One Bites The Dust
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 2246

                      #11
                      You are all wrong its in Oregon.
                      Love Will Tear Us Apart

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                      • Kevmaster
                        Owners Group Div: Director
                        • Oct 2001
                        • 5475

                        #12
                        Originally posted by jpdgas
                        Poorly thought out joke...as far as gravity is concerned. It's 330am so I might as well write it down.

                        #13. What about gravity?

                        Problem with inertia is that the earth would have to be continually accellerating in order for it to create the effect of gravity on its inhabitants. Acceleration by gravity is what, about 9ft/sec, so the earth would have to have a continual acceleration of 9ft/sec. multiply that by billions of years or even 6k years (depending on earth origion beliefs) and the speed would be astronomical. approx 23652000 mph gained per year. and unless there is a force driving the earth, the natural behavior of any object, even in the vacuum of space is to slow down. So if there is a propellant, where is the fuel? Fundamentally flawed.

                        And a turtles magnitism would have very little effect on anything on the surface that we live on considering that about 80% of everything is non-magnectic. but think how high we could jump if we learned to reverse our personal poles?
                        Its possible that my calculations are flawed, but i doubt it.

                        #20. my parents live in idaho, believe the myth!

                        and now, i sleep...

                        thats assuming the laws of phyics we know today are actually what makes up the real tendancys of things in this world. maybe they are right...and you don't need to accelerate when you weigh 9000000 lbs to create interia

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                        • Warewolf50
                          The evil monkey
                          • Apr 2002
                          • 1444

                          #13
                          On the topic of which state they live in it is impossible to figure out, becasue none of the episodes really correspond. I mean in one episode they live near the ocean( the homer soul mate episode) another they live next to a lake and a bunch of corn fields( the homer starts working for the celebrities episode) soo there is really no way to tell excatly what state they like in.

                          btw here is a map o found of the simpsons springfield, tell me what region of the us it fits in wiht geographically.

                          link to full sized map http://www.csupomona.edu/~jelerma/sp...spring_map.png
                          Last edited by Warewolf50; 10-31-2004, 01:05 PM.

                          mcveighr--You think caffeine rocks you should try cocaine.

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                          • jpdgas
                            Don't Get Eliminated!!!
                            • Jan 2003
                            • 222

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Kevmaster
                            thats assuming the laws of phyics we know today are actually what makes up the real tendancys of things in this world. maybe they are right...and you don't need to accelerate when you weigh 9000000 lbs to create interia
                            Since we have no other laws at this point, we either have to apply them or prove new ones.

                            The problem with earth inertia is that it would not create gravity. inertia is the tendancy for an object to risist change in it's state of motion. The acceleration and deceleration of the object has to work against the inertia of said object. So there must be a force to set the object in motion initially and then work against intertia to create positive or negative g's on the object.

                            So if the speed of the earth was static and on a linear course, then we would have no gravity. Ever feel g-forces on an airplane? same thing. When it drops and climbs you get positive and negative g's. If the earth was not accelerating it would not create the positive g's to hold us on the ground.

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                            • oldsoldier
                              just choke yourself out!!!
                              • Feb 2002
                              • 2459

                              #15
                              heh, I had the same Springfield theory, like 10 years ago...lol
                              X-mag #10. Nuff said.

                              my feedback

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