Ever have convincing dreams?

[quik]

So I had the craziest experience this morning, freaked me out really good, and from some egging on from AutoMaggot, I'm posting it here for all of you to laugh at .

Anyways, last night I had a dream that I was jerking off. Well mid way through my mom walks out and catches me and I just sit there watching, then she tells me to go to sleep, so I do. Well I woke up then, and it was about 10:30am, and I totally believed that it had happened. I mean I was convinced and felt ashamed that my mom had caught me doing the deed.

So I go out to her, and she's sitting on the couch watching the Weather Channel. I go sit next to her and say "Im sorry." She then goes "For what?" I then said "For last night, I didnt mean for any of that to happen."

Then she said "What? I never even woke up last night."

Crazy. So it was all a dream, and it was so convincing it made me think it actually happened. Any of you guys ever had dreams so convincing you thought they happened?




Am I gay?

[rkjunior303]

hahahahahahaa. that's funny. silly kids.

[quik]

Im not a kid, but okay.

EDIT: Dammit I really have to stop trolling so much.

[Big'n slo]

Am I gay?

Should'a stayed in the closet, Mom wouldn't have caught ya.

[taylor492]

Ive had some convincing dreams that had to do with money, but none that had to do with...that.

[OysterBoy]

Heres something to think on.. maybe she DID catch you, and she just decided to spare you of the embarassment by making you think it was just a dream..

[chairman_mao]

Maybe mom did catch you and to save face for both of you she pretended it never happened. Maybe she was WAY more embarresed than you and jsut wanted it to go away. Or maybe you shouldn't eat all that splenda before bed it's not good for you

[BobTheCow]

Or maybe you shouldn't eat all that splenda before bed it's not good for you

Made from sugar, so it TASTES like sugar!!

[i_baked_cookies]

ive woken up beleiving that entire days have already gone by.

[SlipknotX556]

Iv had some crazy dreams in my life, they are usually awesome dreams, but I had one where I was I was the king of Finland(dont ask me how I came about it), then I woke up and my mom is like "How was Finland?"(Iv never been to Finland.)Turned out I was talking in my sleep in the Car, saying "I am the king of Finland."

[WenULiVeUdiE]

I dont have dreams like that. But when I sleep in new places I do some stupid things. Last sumer in Cancun, my mom said I was screaming **** and some other stuff. And then there's sleep walking.
The closest I have come to something like that was a few months ago. It felt like I didnt fall alseep. I just shut my eyes, and when they opened it was morning.

[Konigballer]

I have crazy dreams where I'm in different battles throughout history, and it seems completely real.

In the dreams, their really more like nightmares, I have no memory of the fact that I was never at these places or even alive at the time. And its not like I'm in some fun indiana jones movie or some first person shooter. I literally think I'm about to die in these dreams, so I'm usually running around terrified in them and completely fueled on adrenalin. I think I've read and stored away so much useless military history that my subconscious can actually "fill in" all kinds of minute information, like uniforms, equipment, enviornments, and make it seem like I time travelled....Either that or its all glimpses of my past lives



I'll wake up in the morning and be like, "man....that dirty kraut totally riddled me!"
It's like an even lamer version of "Highlander" or something.

[Chojin Man]

I'll wake up in the morning and be like, "man....that dirty kraut totally riddled me!"
It's like an even lamer version of "Highlander" or something.

oh man that made me laugh so hard.
There can be only one!

[Bolter]

Ive had dreams where ive been bought something really cool, and im so excited, then I wake up and look for it.......nothing.

[B.A.M.]

Iv had some crazy dreams in my life, they are usually awesome dreams, but I had one where I was I was the king of Finland(dont ask me how I came about it), then I woke up and my mom is like "How was Finland?"(Iv never been to Finland.)Turned out I was talking in my sleep in the Car, saying "I am the king of Finland."

i always have dreams involving me getting and e or x-mag and so when i wake up and relize i dont have one it makes me