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  • slade
    Carpe Noctem
    • Apr 2004
    • 3442

    #1

    funny quotes from AOers

    a while ago i kept any funny quote i saw in my sig, but it ended up getting too large and i put my setup in my sig instead. so i decided, why not make a thread just for funny quotes from AOers? so this is it. i havent been here too long, so there are probably a lot from before i was here, and some i missed. so post any funny quotes you have or can remember.



    "Up yours, Jesus!" --=Squid=-

    "Remember friends don't let friends surf pbnation." -mcdkid

    "That is funny, the frame that you
    Originally posted by FreakBaller12
    I was snapping out the couch one day and my dog came by and bunkered me
    Needless to say I refuse to shoot inside now.
    Originally posted by cphilip
    In before the lock!
    Last edited by slade; 12-24-2004, 08:15 PM.
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    68/30 PE nitro tank
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  • 1stdeadeye
    Still around????
    • Jun 2002
    • 8501

    #2
    "/yourself"-Mango
    "Die in a fire" Mango
    "Simmah down now" Facts of Life
    "yub" Shartley

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    • Mango
      i cant wait to blog this
      • Feb 2002
      • 4557

      #3

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      • Echo419
        Registered User
        • Sep 2003
        • 2614

        #4
        lmao...

        I only clicked on this thread so i could add

        Mango - "Go Die In A Velociraptor" ... but u already got it i'm proud of you
        ANGEL, MASK, PANTS, LOADER, GUITAR, PADS, EVERYTHING FOR SALE
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        • justjoshin590
          Registered User
          • Sep 2004
          • 163

          #5
          my sig
          behemoth"......redbull tates like fecal matter......"
          Thordic"do what 14 year olds do. Grope females and have awkward sexual moments."

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          • kauai_paintball
            I am skidd now
            • Mar 2004
            • 505

            #6
            my sig
            If I see one more "What happened to smart parts" thread, I will kill Adam Gardner. You have been warned.

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            • magmanl337
              Do you want a banana?
              • Jul 2002
              • 936

              #7
              Thread started by Chipper entitled: "Is it just me or...."

              Post #1 from Chipper:

              .....or are there alot of threads that start like this one?


              Post #3 from Cphilip:

              Yea... and a lot of them end like this.....

              *cphilip closes thread*


              You can kill our leader, but you will never stop the revolution!
              - R.I.P. LPB


              Member #2 of the French Bread Pizza Brigade

              TTLSHIWWYAUAAWSH

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              • Rob218
                No longer...
                • Jun 2003
                • 215

                #8
                Originally posted by magmanl337
                Thread started by Chipper entitled: "Is it just me or...."

                Post #1 from Chipper:

                .....or are there alot of threads that start like this one?


                Post #3 from Cphilip:

                Yea... and a lot of them end like this.....

                *cphilip closes thread*
                This one made me laugh the hardest here at 11.30 at night.
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                • The Action Figure
                  Im back for now...
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 3255

                  #9
                  "anything I say" -mango

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                  • slade
                    Carpe Noctem
                    • Apr 2004
                    • 3442

                    #10
                    my thread died?!!??!?? doesnt anyone have any funny quotes? oh well, heres another one i found in the thread on what all paintballers have:

                    "Definately extra lube. I keep two bottles at all times. Can't leave home w/o your lubricant." -warbeak2099
                    xvalve, ule body, logic vert frame, WWA barrel
                    68/30 PE nitro tank
                    cp unimount
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                    • magmanl337
                      Do you want a banana?
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 936

                      #11
                      Here's my quote of something NOT to say infront of someone that doesn't play paintball:

                      "Hey man, I lost my condom, I need to borrow yours for saturday. Don't worry, I'll wash it when I'm finished. I also need to borrow some of your lube, I'm all out. Also, my girlfriend finally got rid of her bush, and I think I'm getting a stiffi."


                      You can kill our leader, but you will never stop the revolution!
                      - R.I.P. LPB


                      Member #2 of the French Bread Pizza Brigade

                      TTLSHIWWYAUAAWSH

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                      • frop
                        Easily Irritated
                        • Feb 2004
                        • 751

                        #12
                        Originally posted by slade
                        my thread died?!!??!?? doesnt anyone have any funny quotes? oh well, heres another one i found in the thread on what all paintballers have:

                        "Definately extra lube. I keep two bottles at all times. Can't leave home w/o your lubricant." -warbeak2099
                        hehe i sigged that
                        Origninally posted by warbeak2099
                        Definately extra lube. I keep two bottles at all times. Can't leave home w/o your lubricant.



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                        • HoppysMag
                          Hoppy's en Fuego!!!
                          • Oct 2001
                          • 3494

                          #13
                          tom had a good one but i dont remember it!
                          "You have not converted a man because you have silenced him." -John Morley

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                          • -Tab
                            FKA whydoineedausername
                            • Jul 2003
                            • 1929

                            #14
                            it was something like this....


                            "so basically, we just got the mayor arrested"

                            quik.

                            great story behind it. worth finding
                            The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves. 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.


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                            • toyotaboy12
                              e-tough

                              • May 2003
                              • 3663

                              #15
                              Definatly

                              "In before the Lock" from 1DE he says it in like every thread in the friendly corner.
                              I knew not what I did but am now edumacated

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