Rice Rockets...

[FooTemps]

DUDE! Does anyone know what a rice rocket really is? I'm not talking about the serious import scene racers. I'm talkin about the posers who have slow *** cars and try to make them look fast.

[liigod]

YES OH GOD YES I DO KNO WHAT A RICE ROCKET IS! I go to skool in berkely CA. THose little shiznits are everywhere. Some awesome dude runs arond the town with a can of spray paint and spraypaints all over rice rockets amusing sayings. Mostly mocking their cars, or hjow they are knockign off of fast and the furious. LOL. That dudes great. Been to jail 5 times, but the cops help him get out cus street racing is ****ign anyoying to them. Tis great that dude doesnt even have a job. I think hes getting kickback from the police but i dunno. Hes great i love him.

[Shaft]

Originally posted by liigod
Hes great i love him.

I don't care how annoying someone's car can be. Messing with another man's wheels is a hanging offense!
You just don't screw with another man's car - nor do you praise someone who does!

[FooTemps]

Most Riceboys don't streetrace fyi.

Arg, I hate using the term riceboy cuz it's so discriminative but that's the only term I can think of besides racer poser(which sounds really lame). I know a lot of you mistake those real import racers for riceboys and vice versa so just to be sure:

How to tell a riceboy from an import racer:
1. Rice rockets fart and their drivers have bad attitude while import racers fart less and their drivers are cool.
2. Rice rockets take any HUGE spoiler they can get their hands on, import racers usually NEVER go overboard.
3. Rice Rockets have tons of stickers; most of those stickers don't belong on the car (example: "AMG"(mercedes performance developers) on a honda). Some import racers may have a few stickers that make sense or none at all.
4. Rice rockets are stock under the hood. Import racers aren't.

[giblit]

ok fast and the furious was the greatest movie of all time if you like to watch street racing. i live in northern cali and thats exactly how they set up there street races, but we arent as orginazed as that. some of the cars here have close to 800 horse power (thats more then nascar) and they get up to almost 150 miles an hour before 1/4 mile. i dont see whats wrong with rice burners! i am a proud owner of a honda civic but not upgraded...yet.

[FooTemps]

There is a difference between burners and rockets ya know...

You see, the burners BURN the rockets and piss off the wannabes.

and if you really want to get those cocky posers to pee their pants pull a skyline out of the garage. It's not funny when you see a porche with a 2 ft. spoiler either(not GT or racebred style, more like a supra)

[SoupRman]

okay.. i'm not going to say anything... :-X

[MajorDamage]

I voted for tacos...I used to work at TacoBell, and am probably going back to work there this week. Tacos are tasty.

ENDO!

[FooTemps]

But will you explode without tacos? I like tacos...

[MajorDamage]

Purhapse! Tacos and Burritos!!!!!!! WEEEEEEEEEEE! Esta hombre me esta molestando! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
P.S. FOO! I know how to make almost all the TacoBell treats! TAKE THAT!

ENDO!

[FooTemps]

But do you know the doo song?

[[NA]WARLORD]

What do you drive Foo?

[MajorDamage]

Foo no drive. Foo not of legal age to drive an automobile except in Hawaii and Mexico and stuffs! <B>OOPA!</B>

ENDO!

[FooTemps]

I drive a 6hp gokart! I don't own it but I'm working my way up to the 9hp class at the track...

[covadsucks]

I hate those kids with mommy and daddy's Lexus or other high end car, who try to race it and instead nearly kill all who take on the M5 sedan like I do with my Civic Si. That wears stock wheels, tires and no other body mods. It's all under the hood and between the wheels.