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  • dj89
    2003 Chevy 2500HD
    • Mar 2003
    • 4275

    #1

    Figure these out.

    Can you read this?

    that that is is that that is not is not is not that it it is

    This will make sense with proper punctuation.

    _______________________________________________

    What are the 2 missing letters in the following series:

    AS ON
    DJ FM
    AM _ _

    __________________________________________________ __

    If it takes a chicken and a half a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, how long would it take 3 chickens to lay 3 eggs?
    __________________________________________________ _
    3 guys from out of town are working on a construction crew. They go to a hotel to get a room. The desk clerk says the cheapest room she has is $30.00.

    They each give her a $10.00 bill, get the key to the room and go.

    About 10 minutes later the desk clerk calls the bell hop and says she charged the guys too much. The room was actually $25.00... So she gives the guy 5 $1.00 bills and tells him to go give the guys their money back.

    He's walking to the room and can't figure out how to give 3 guys $5.00 and split it evenly so he takes 2 bucks and shoves them in his pocket. He knocks on the door and tells them that they were charged too much money for the room and gives each a dollar bill.

    Sooo... Each guy gave the desk clerk $10.00... Just now they get a buck back each and that makes $9.00 they each paid for the room... (10 - 1 = 9) right???

    9 X 3 = 27..... plus the 2 bucks in the bell hops pocket only makes 29...

    WHERE'S THE OTHER DOLLAR?????????
    __________________________________________________ __

    will add more
    Last edited by dj89; 11-22-2004, 01:55 PM.
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  • Mango
    i cant wait to blog this
    • Feb 2002
    • 4557

    #2
    ok

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    • LittlePaintballBoy

      #3
      ?

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      • JrnyFan1985
        Vice President Of Doink.tk
        • May 2004
        • 176

        #4
        dude post the answers, just put 'em in white so you can't see 'em unless you really want to.
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        • quik
          I eat your unhappiness
          • Jul 2003
          • 1732

          #5
          that that is is that that is not is not is not that it it is

          THAT IS IS IS IS NOT NOT NOT CORRECT ANY WAY YOU DO DO DO IT IT IT IT

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          • JrnyFan1985
            Vice President Of Doink.tk
            • May 2004
            • 176

            #6
            Originally posted by quik
            that that is is that that is not is not is not that it it is

            THAT IS IS IS IS NOT NOT NOT CORRECT ANY WAY YOU DO DO DO IT IT IT IT
            awesome
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            • Zygote
              CADmonkey
              • Apr 2002
              • 419

              #7
              That that is, is. That that is not, is not. Is not that it? It is.
              "Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities has the power to make you commit injustices." - Voltaire

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              • RedBeard
                Registered User
                • Nov 2003
                • 52

                #8
                If it takes a chicken and a half a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, how long would it take 3 chickens to lay 3 eggs?
                A day and a half.
                Where are we going and why am I in this basket?

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                • quik
                  I eat your unhappiness
                  • Jul 2003
                  • 1732

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Zygote
                  That that is, is. That that is not, is not. Is not that it? It is.

                  Okay, I'm an idiot, I completely forgot about ?'s and !'s and the like, I thought we could only use comma's.

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                  • dj89
                    2003 Chevy 2500HD
                    • Mar 2003
                    • 4275

                    #10
                    Originally posted by dj89
                    Can you read this?

                    that that is is that that is not is not is not that it it is

                    This will make sense with proper punctuation.
                    Zygote Winner
                    That that is, is. That that is not, is not. Is not that it? It is.

                    _______________________________________________

                    What are the 2 missing letters in the following series:

                    AS ON
                    DJ FM
                    AM _ _

                    __________________________________________________ __

                    If it takes a chicken and a half a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, how long would it take 3 chickens to lay 3 eggs?
                    RedBeard Winner
                    3 chickens lay 3 eggs in 1.5 days
                    __________________________________________________ _
                    will add more
                    Keep workin"
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                    ANYONE CAUGHT STARTING *poof* IS GONE, PERIOD.
                    THIS IS LAW"-PBN MOD
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                    • -=Squid=-

                      #11
                      Originally posted by quik
                      Okay, I'm an idiot
                      Ding ding ding!

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                      • emagballa560
                        Got Emag? I dont...Dm4 :)
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 1093

                        #12
                        dj89 , Never ever say I make retarted threads , this one takes the cake



                        lol , Who cares , just becasue I am bad at english...

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                        • dj89
                          2003 Chevy 2500HD
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 4275

                          #13
                          This is not pointless i'm test ao's knowlage(SP). i bet you can't[] get them right
                          Last edited by dj89; 11-22-2004, 02:13 PM.
                          "STAY OUT OF SMART PARTS SECTIONS.
                          ANYONE CAUGHT STARTING *poof* IS GONE, PERIOD.
                          THIS IS LAW"-PBN MOD
                          GITRDONE!!!!!
                          Tunamart for all of your mag needs
                          Team Magfiea

                          Long Live Tom Kaye
                          Long Live The Mag

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                          • -=Squid=-

                            #14
                            Originally posted by dj89
                            This is not pointless i'm test ao's knowlage(SP). i bet you can get them right
                            This is where you tried to make a point, but didn't due to poor spelling.

                            - Goro

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                            • dj89
                              2003 Chevy 2500HD
                              • Mar 2003
                              • 4275

                              #15
                              Originally posted by -=Squid=-
                              This is where you tried to make a point, but didn't due to poor spelling.

                              - Goro
                              What spelled wrong other than knowlage?
                              "STAY OUT OF SMART PARTS SECTIONS.
                              ANYONE CAUGHT STARTING *poof* IS GONE, PERIOD.
                              THIS IS LAW"-PBN MOD
                              GITRDONE!!!!!
                              Tunamart for all of your mag needs
                              Team Magfiea

                              Long Live Tom Kaye
                              Long Live The Mag

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