Going to get a bad report card?

[Will Wood]

The Letter

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Dad" With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice-even with all her piercings, tattoos, and her tight Motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion dad, she's pregnant and Joan said that we will be very happy.

Even though you don't care for her as she is so much older than I she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. She wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too.

Joan taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with her friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your son, John

PS:

Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer.

I love you!

Call when it is safe for me to come home...

Found it on another board, thought it was funny :)

[i_baked_cookies]

hahhahahahahah

that deserves five out of five dancing bananas

[Linkwarner]

Classic, so classic! A good idea! Yes 5 dancing bananas

[taylor492]

That wouldnt have worked for me cuz my dad was my teacher. Had him for spanish 3AP in high school. And no it didnt suck. It was awesome. Any teachers that i had problems with would always march over to my dads office ready to pronounce me the devil. They usually left in tears. All sorts of passes, and i had him first period so when i felt like sleeping in id let him know and hed count me present then id just show up right before his class was over. Yeah so.... Oh yeah hed also sign me up as his Teachers Aide, which basically was a pass to go home for the day.

Hooray for the American education system!

[Will Wood]

Man, that's cool you're Dad was like that, but I'd hate having either of my parents be at my school. I did so much stuff that would have pissed them off so badly. I mean it's just the average high school crap you do, but still, if they knew I was doing it.. they are physco.

[taylor492]

Man, that's cool you're Dad was like that, but I'd hate having either of my parents be at my school. I did so much stuff that would have pissed them off so badly. I mean it's just the average high school crap you do, but still, if they knew I was doing it.. they are physco.

Yeah it was great. I think i skipped out to go to McDs for him more times than i did for myself.

[Thordic]

One of my math teachers in HS taught his son.

His son thought he didn't have to do anything since he dad was the teacher.

Guess who was in summer school that year?

Yep, he failed his own son :)

[taylor492]

One of my math teachers in HS taught his son.

His son thought he didn't have to do anything since he dad was the teacher.

Guess who was in summer school that year?

Yep, he failed his own son :)

Ouch, thats tough.

I had limited access to the Teachers textbook . Teachers textbook=students textbook+answers.

So....my grade wasnt completey earned. I got a little help. Como?

[Will Wood]

If I ever become a teacher, which I wouldn't, and ever had a kid, which I wouldn't:
Even if they passed, I would fail them, and be like 'Lifes a *******"

[slade]

That wouldnt have worked for me cuz my dad was my teacher. Had him for spanish 3AP in high school. And no it didnt suck. It was awesome. Any teachers that i had problems with would always march over to my dads office ready to pronounce me the devil. They usually left in tears. All sorts of passes, and i had him first period so when i felt like sleeping in id let him know and hed count me present then id just show up right before his class was over. Yeah so.... Oh yeah hed also sign me up as his Teachers Aide, which basically was a pass to go home for the day.

Hooray for the American education system!

youre the reason that where i live, they dont let a teacher teach their own child.


back to the topic, yeah that is hilarious. ive heard it before, but it was still funny the second time. the first time i heard it it was a girl talking about how she took a lot of drugs, got pregnant and was eloping with her 20 year old boyfriend.

[Thordic]

I had my aunt as a teacher for religion.

She didn't make it any easier on me.

I went to a private school, though, not public.

[gibby]

YES! YES!!! 5 DANCING BANANAS!!!


But I'm sure that kid got an A for creativity and effort.

[taylor492]

youre the reason that where i live, they dont let a teacher teach their own child.


back to the topic, yeah that is hilarious. ive heard it before, but it was still funny the second time. the first time i heard it it was a girl talking about how she took a lot of drugs, got pregnant and was eloping with her 20 year old boyfriend.

[Will Wood]

I went to a private school, though, not public.

Private Schools are the devil!
Jesuit College Prepetory school. Woot!

[gamarada717]

Our chemistry teacher read that in class today :)