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  • master_alexander
    im a gun pimp :D
    • Sep 2004
    • 2462

    #1

    i need to know this movie

    I was over at my girlfriends house watching (sort of) this movie, it had ben affleck and matt damon who were angels that were banished from heaven, they want to get back into heaven by walking into a church in new jersey so their sins would be forgiven. there is this girl, she was special (one of the last S???? don't know) and met this guy and his friend, all the guy wanted to do was screw her, and the other guy oly said one word the whole movie and smoked everywere. she was expecting that they were profits, but they were not, then chris rock came out of the sk and hit the ground, he was the profit. so they are on this journey to kill these angels (cut wings off then they r mortal and kill them) so they don't destroy the universe by proving god wrong. of course chris rocks team wins and god turns out to be a woman. i need to know this movie, it was soooo funny !!!!

    thanks in advance,


    alex
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  • ritz
    Registered User
    • Jan 2004
    • 36

    #2
    the movie is "Dogma"

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    • magking1971
      Team Fart Factory
      • May 2001
      • 1089

      #3
      Dogma

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      • Eatem Alive
        Wait...What?
        • Aug 2003
        • 1150

        #4
        one of the best movies ever...kevin smith is genius.
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        • master_alexander
          im a gun pimp :D
          • Sep 2004
          • 2462

          #5
          that's wat it was !!!!


          thanks
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          • Muzikman
            Everything AGD
            • Dec 2000
            • 6229

            #6
            And if you liked Dogma, go check out Clerks, Mall Rats, Drawing Flies, Chasing Amy, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back and Jersey Girl (Though, Jersey Girl did not stick with the Kevin Smith comedy style).

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            • fire1811
              Firefighter
              • Nov 2002
              • 4930

              #7
              yep dogma is a very funny movie.
              chris rock is pretty good in it
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              • silentdeath55
                yes, I use a drop forward
                • Jul 2002
                • 924

                #8
                The thirteenth apostle, Rufus, lol. Great movie.

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                • BobTheCow63
                  IAO Gold Star winner (BTK)
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 3832

                  #9
                  Am I the only one that just really didn't think this movie was all that funny? Granted, I've only seen it on Comedy Central, so there may have been whole buttloads cut out... but still, I don't know, just didn't do it for me. Maybe it deserves to be rented.
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                  • dynastyfan
                    Logic paintball ftw
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 457

                    #10
                    it really does deserve to be rented, i love all the movies that kevin smith has made except for jersey girl.

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                    • gimp
                      Registered User
                      • Jan 2001
                      • 2368

                      #11
                      It's the only kevin smith movie I like. I only like it because I've gone to sunday school for so long and it does such a good job poking fun at religion. If you aren't religious at all then you probably won't understand any of the jokes and you won't like it.

                      Wait, I do like Jay and Silent bob. But clerks, mallrats, chasing amy, just don't do it for me

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                      • BobTheCow63
                        IAO Gold Star winner (BTK)
                        • Dec 2002
                        • 3832

                        #12
                        Yeah I've been raised pretty Catholic, so it should make sense. I've also been raised with my dad always making fun of religion, so it should be funny, too.
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                        • Destructo6
                          Registered User
                          • Apr 2004
                          • 549

                          #13
                          Am I the only one that just really didn't think this movie was all that funny? Granted, I've only seen it on Comedy Central, so there may have been whole buttloads cut out... but still, I don't know, just didn't do it for me. Maybe it deserves to be rented.
                          Nope, I thought it was pretty lame.
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                          Your parents, a body.
                          Your country, a rifle.

                          Keep all of them clean.

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                          • RoadDawg
                            Degeneration X is back
                            • May 2001
                            • 4023

                            #14
                            Originally posted by gimp
                            It's the only kevin smith movie I like. I only like it because I've gone to sunday school for so long and it does such a good job poking fun at religion. If you aren't religious at all then you probably won't understand any of the jokes and you won't like it.

                            Wait, I do like Jay and Silent bob. But clerks, mallrats, chasing amy, just don't do it for me

                            Uhh thats kinda odd. After all Jay & Silent Bob was pretty much all of the other movies jokes mashed together into one "super" movie. Mallrats is by far my favorite.
                            Sorry, I'm old

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                            • emagballa560
                              Got Emag? I dont...Dm4 :)
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 1093

                              #15
                              Originally posted by master_alexander
                              I was over at my girlfriends house watching (sort of) this movie, it had ben affleck and matt damon who were angels that were banished from heaven, they want to get back into heaven by walking into a church in new jersey so their sins would be forgiven. there is this girl, she was special (one of the last S???? don't know) and met this guy and his friend, all the guy wanted to do was screw her, and the other guy oly said one word the whole movie and smoked everywere. she was expecting that they were profits, but they were not, then chris rock came out of the sk and hit the ground, he was the profit. so they are on this journey to kill these angels (cut wings off then they r mortal and kill them) so they don't destroy the universe by proving god wrong. of course chris rocks team wins and god turns out to be a woman. i need to know this movie, it was soooo funny !!!!

                              thanks in advance,


                              alex
                              that is the best description of dogma ever

                              good Job

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