Ok well the title of the thread is funny stories, i meant funny stories that occured with somebody you were or are dating(i've been dating this girl a whole year, goddamn im wasting my High school years)
One time im talking to my girlfriend about Biilemia, she is very conciencious about her weight so i asked her if she had ever made herself throw up. Now she isnt fat but i thought of a great joke to go along with the conversation. So when i asked her she says "No i could never make myself do that i hate throwing up" so me being so devilishly clever i respond with, "Well maybe you should think about it." Hilarious
Now this next story isnt about me but a friend of mine who was in the room at the time while we were fighting. So this girl is flipping on me about how im immature(Yeah well i am but she dates me sooo..) and how my jokes are mean and cruel. So the room goes silent while she is *****ing and everyone looks at me....Then out of nowhere my friend picks up the stapler on the teachers desk and goes "Smile!" And clicks it down.....God was that a good time, may sound lame reading it but if you knew the mood swings this girl goes through it was hilarious. She proceeded to cry and hate me for about a half hour
This girl has become annoying with her constant complaining about her home life and how its so horrible, when its really not bad. (Drama Queen)
So all of this plus much much more has lead up to me wanting to give her the ticket to dumpsville, Population her. But i cant because we have 2 classes together (math, english) any ideas on how to get the guidance counselour to let me switch out of these classes or move the blocks?
If you have any funny stories about a Past relationship post them here.....or any suggestions for something to tell my counselour.
oh yeah and im an *** for anybody that didnt catch it.
One time im talking to my girlfriend about Biilemia, she is very conciencious about her weight so i asked her if she had ever made herself throw up. Now she isnt fat but i thought of a great joke to go along with the conversation. So when i asked her she says "No i could never make myself do that i hate throwing up" so me being so devilishly clever i respond with, "Well maybe you should think about it." Hilarious
Now this next story isnt about me but a friend of mine who was in the room at the time while we were fighting. So this girl is flipping on me about how im immature(Yeah well i am but she dates me sooo..) and how my jokes are mean and cruel. So the room goes silent while she is *****ing and everyone looks at me....Then out of nowhere my friend picks up the stapler on the teachers desk and goes "Smile!" And clicks it down.....God was that a good time, may sound lame reading it but if you knew the mood swings this girl goes through it was hilarious. She proceeded to cry and hate me for about a half hour
This girl has become annoying with her constant complaining about her home life and how its so horrible, when its really not bad. (Drama Queen)
So all of this plus much much more has lead up to me wanting to give her the ticket to dumpsville, Population her. But i cant because we have 2 classes together (math, english) any ideas on how to get the guidance counselour to let me switch out of these classes or move the blocks?
If you have any funny stories about a Past relationship post them here.....or any suggestions for something to tell my counselour.
oh yeah and im an *** for anybody that didnt catch it.
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<--- (Me dancin at the club with all the OTHER chicks)
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