Patents are crazy sometimes

[MarkM]

So for all the people coming down on Smart Parts for making patent claims etc for things they did or didn't actually own or design here is link to show that the patent office just really needs to check things out...I didn't find this I found it on another forum but just when you might have thought the SP v WDP and everyone else thing had gone too far...


Crazy Patent


original thread for source of info Thread here

[White_Noise]

dont have links or anything, but i do believe that there are a few patents regarding perpetual motion machines on record as well.

[MayAMonkeyBeYourPinata]

Donald Trump better watch out.

Ohh nevermind.

[Python14]

lol, I misread the title and immediately planned to post about beating my kids or something.


But I don't think any kind of preparation could have gotten me ready for what the post was actually about.

[fcpchop]

bahahahahha can you imagine the poor loser who actually patented a way to comb ur hair!?

[HoppysMag]

lol, I misread the title and immediately planned to post about beating my kids or something.


But I don't think any kind of preparation could have gotten me ready for what the post was actually about.

hahah i did too.

sock full of oranges!

[B.A.M.]

I am going to paten writing and thinking. I shall then own the world

[i_baked_cookies]

im going to patent your idea of patenting writing and thinking, so i will own you, and therefore own the world.

[B.A.M.]

Well im going to paten cookies and verbs and bob. SO where does that leave you

[PyRo]

Well i'm going to patent the patent office creating a paradox which ultimatly destroys the universe.

[WenULiVeUdiE]

How do you put a patent number in someones haircut?

[Gtask8]

YES FINALLY! I mean ummm...hahaha funny...
(No im not really bald, Im only 18!)

[ScatterPlot]

I think I'm going to patent my own butt.

[RingOfScale]

lol niiicceee pyro ... thats a good idea, i'm gonna go check whether or not the patent office is actually patented....