Got a bone to pick with Santa? Talk to him on AIM

[trevorjk]

add SantaClaus to your aim and go to town! :-D



trevjkett: can i have a blowjob?
SantaClaus: Is that all, now? Type, 'Tell Santa' and tell me all of your wishes!

he even roleplays

[t33kyboy]

Santa Claus is a robot!!

[govnamac]

trevjkett: can i have a blowjob?
SantaClaus: Is that all, now? Type, 'Tell Santa' and tell me all of your wishes!

he even roleplays

So you are attracted to really old fat men then? Thats information about you that I would rather not have known.

[fuzzynutzipper]

hey man!... i asked him first!!!!!

[personman]

yupitsblue: do you like anal sex?
SantaClaus: I guess so.


Why, Santa, why?

[WickeDKlowN]

He game a lump of coal when I asked for a 6 speed ***** w/ clutch

a 6 Speed ***** w/ Clutch is something my friend Tim made up a long time ago. I forget why, just thought I'd say that so you wouldn't think I actually want one or something...

[Mango]

[Glickman]

LoneKamma: hi
SantaClaus: Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas! I'm here on AIM! Everything we talk about here is between you and me! If you want to know more, you can type "privacy". Now, streeeeetch that window and let's get started.
So, have you been naughty or nice?
LoneKamma: *****in, and you?
SantaClaus: Hmm... Nice answer. Note to self: check list twice for this one. If you get on my Good List you will find a special free gift here on Dec. 22!. Until then, I'll be watching . Type menu to see the fun and games the elves have put on AIM for you.
LoneKamma: whatching? like all the time? sicko
SantaClaus: What, indeed!
LoneKamma: go to hell you pedofile
SantaClaus: Oh dear. I just get so depressed when I hear that kind of talk. The English language used to be one of my favorites.
A lump of coal for you.
LoneKamma: yea, ill shove it up your ***
SantaClaus: Oh dear! Here we go. I told you once, no cursing. I'm afraid the elves have drawn the line and will stop me from talking to you if you persist with the foul language. Please, type menu; let's try to get in the Christmas spirit.
LoneKamma: ok im sorry.... that your a fat assed onld man who watches little children when their not looking
SantaClaus: Oh, my. That is a mouthful. I'm so busy typing to so many children, could you send me a slightly smaller note?
LoneKamma: yea. **** you
SantaClaus: My goodness. I'm afraid I cannot respond to that kind of talk.
A lump of coal for you.
LoneKamma: once again, ill shove it up your big ***
SantaClaus: O.K. so you've earned yourself another lump of coal. I just won't be able to talk to you if you persist with this language. Please, type menu; let's try to get in the Christmas spirit.
LoneKamma: even more to shove up your michael moore sized ***
SantaClaus: O.K. I don't want to do this any more. We're all very busy and the elves just won't stand for me wasting any more time with this language. I cannot talk to you any longer.
LoneKamma: meow
SantaClaus: Sorry, the elves have asked Santa to turn off his IM and return to the workshop.


*sigh* there goes my flip-flop anno'd x-mag

[B.A.M.]

thats the funniest aim discusion ive ever read

[LittlePaintballBoy]

Did you just learn to read?

[Chipper]

I'm gunna spam him and see what he does...


SantaClaus: What's up?

fatninja625: the sky dumb[EDIT]
SantaClaus: Ho Ho! Now you and Mrs. Claus could probably get along very well.
fatninja625: i already [EDIT]ed her

A LITTLE LATER

fatninja625: im jewish
SantaClaus: Cool. You in that Festival of Lights spirit?
fatninja625: no, im jewish
SantaClaus: Whoa! That will not do. There are lots of fun and games here for everyone to enjoy. You can even win a little gelt! Now type menu to get in the spirit.

You know he was askin for it.

[Glickman]

LoneKamma: so, how mrs. claus doing?
SantaClaus: Getting ready for Christmas.
LoneKamma: tell her i said hi, and im sorry about that aids thing
SantaClaus: AIM moves many billions of messages a day. This is the only network in my league .
LoneKamma: are you soliciting for aim?
SantaClaus: The elves use AIM all day long -- it's really improved our productivity!
LoneKamma: you ARE solicitating for aim...
SantaClaus: You keep doing the same thing. Over and over. I get it already. I see everything, you know It's possible that's all I'm gonna say on the subject.


santa's a sellout

even worse:

SantaClaus: So this is where you sit on my lap and tell me what you want. We can talk about the serious stuff like shopping after this.

So, what is the first thing you would like from Santa this year.

LoneKamma: hm.. i would like a-.... hey.... is that a candy cane in your pocket?
SantaClaus: I suspect that's not all!