What one item from Home Depot would you use to fight a Velociraptor?

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  • -Carnifex-
    Registered User
    • Jan 2003
    • 1434

    #1

    What one item from Home Depot would you use to fight a Velociraptor?

    Because Mango can't do anything right or thinks he's original! :mamaru:

    I'd pick a chainsaw.
    "What we have to accomplish at this time is all the more clear: relentless criticism of all existing conditions, relentless in the sense that the criticism is not afraid of its findings and just as little afraid of the conflict with the powers that be."
    - Karl Marx
  • OysterBoy
    Fatty McChubbercookie
    • Feb 2004
    • 1409

    #2
    I'd pick a really bad, rip-off thread.

    Unicorns are people too ...
    Old Narhwals are people too ...
    Grizzly Bears are people too ...
    Caterpillars are people too ...
    Baby Peacocks are people too ...
    lew "My hand was a little shaky and I released too soon."

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    • BobTheCow
      IAO Gold Star winner (BTK)
      • Dec 2002
      • 3832

      #3
      I'd pick the biggest, baddest Home Depot truck I could find and run the sucker down.

      GOODYEAR > VELOCIRAPTOR
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      • BD_Paintball
        UW-Whitewater Paintball
        • May 2003
        • 2268

        #4
        i wuold run into it with a fork lift. but first take a grinder and make the forks really sharp . and btw there are too many of these threads. soooo in befor the lock
        My Guns: chrome and black pump mag
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        • Trick
          Team 10th Mountain
          • May 2004
          • 188

          #5
          Rocket propelled grenade. They keep 'em in the back, trust me.

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          • Mango
            i cant wait to blog this
            • Feb 2002
            • 4557

            #6
            So I saw the thread on another board and thought it would be fun to do on here, so what!? I really appreciate the personal attack from someone I don't even know.

            Funny how I constantly the brunt of attacks on here for reasons I don't even understand. Forget it, I'm out.

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            • beam
              The end.
              • May 2001
              • 2036

              #7
              I'd use an Impulse Framing nailer.

              <---Should be banned for circumventing the cuss filter.

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              • PyRo
                President Bioloaf inc.
                • Dec 2000
                • 10186

                #8
                Originally posted by Mango
                So I saw the thread on another board and thought it would be fun to do on here, so what!? I really appreciate the personal attack from someone I don't even know.

                Funny how I constantly the brunt of attacks on here for reasons I don't even understand. Forget it, I'm out.
                They're all jelous of your e-cool points mango.
                Most of us have ripped off threads from other boards, that's where a lot of the better posts come from so just remember kiddies, it's only the internet.

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                • Thordic
                  AFTICA
                  • May 2001
                  • 5986

                  #9
                  Wow what a terrible ripoff.

                  Couldn't you at least change it to "fight a zombie" or "fight a hippie" or something other than a velociraptor?

                  We are on Red Asshat Alert!

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                  • PyRo
                    President Bioloaf inc.
                    • Dec 2000
                    • 10186

                    #10
                    How about what items from the food store would you use to fight your appatite.
                    What (non-nuclear) items from the United States military wouid you use to fight PETA.

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                    • PyRo
                      President Bioloaf inc.
                      • Dec 2000
                      • 10186

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Thordic

                      We are on Red Asshat Alert!
                      We have been on that alert for over a year now.

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                      • Aliens-8-MyDad
                        i think im a cool guy...

                        • Oct 2001
                        • 2244

                        #12
                        hmmm, well to go along with the thread... Id have to fabricate a shockstick out of items from the elctrical section. and mabey jack a car battery or somethin, and have some of those step up devices they use to make taserz 100,000+ volts, i think electricity would be the best way to beat up a velociraptor... then mabey take that nail gun and spread the thing out on a couple of peices of plywood as if you were disecting it... it would be fun, dang dinosaurs always scared me ever since i saw that movie jurrasic park... but remember it was electricity which kept them in their cages.
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                        • SCpoloRicker
                          HA HA I'm custom!!1
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 4375

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Thordic
                          Red Asshat Alert!
                          *robot* Danger Will Robinson! */robot*

                          /arms flailing wildly
                          God....I guess I was probably returning videotapes.

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                          • BD_Paintball
                            UW-Whitewater Paintball
                            • May 2003
                            • 2268

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Mango
                            So I saw the thread on another board and thought it would be fun to do on here, so what!? I really appreciate the personal attack from someone I don't even know.

                            Funny how I constantly the brunt of attacks on here for reasons I don't even understand. Forget it, I'm out.

                            you will be back.
                            My Guns: chrome and black pump mag
                            -black 2k sniper 2
                            -32* vision imp with ups, ECS, reloader B
                            -was'd imp w/ i-frame and all ups, warp feed
                            -88/3000 and 48/3000 tanks

                            AIM: Paintball1084

                            my feedback

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