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  • HoppysMag
    Hoppy's en Fuego!!!
    • Oct 2001
    • 3494

    #31
    two words.

    Flux capicitor

    it makes time travel possible


    this alows santa to take advantage of worm holes through space and time. in theory santa could actualy do work all in one day. hey he could do it in a period of time immeserable by human standards.

    in wich case the riegndeer only need to get the sleigh moving to 88 mph
    Last edited by HoppysMag; 12-28-2004, 10:59 PM.
    "You have not converted a man because you have silenced him." -John Morley

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    • SCpoloRicker
      HA HA I'm custom!!1
      • Jan 2004
      • 4375

      #32
      Originally posted by -=Squid=-
      wanna have a "whos christmas was more kickass" showdown?

      - Goro
      only because if I lose, I'm gonna call you a spoiled rich kid
      God....I guess I was probably returning videotapes.

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      • -=Squid=-

        #33
        Originally posted by SCpoloRicker
        only because if I lose, I'm gonna call you a spoiled rich kid
        Well we can include what we give too... Thereby making your argument null and void. I give good gifts...

        - Goro

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        • SCpoloRicker
          HA HA I'm custom!!1
          • Jan 2004
          • 4375

          #34
          Originally posted by -=Squid=-
          I give good gifts...
          Being a bastard, I do not. Conceeded.

          /after what I bought last year, I've got 0 monies
          God....I guess I was probably returning videotapes.

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          • -=Squid=-

            #35
            Originally posted by SCpoloRicker
            Being a bastard, I do not. Conceeded.

            /after what I bought last year, I've got 0 monies
            You gonna start this showdown or what?

            - Goro

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            • Lohman446
              Useful posts: 7
              • Jun 2003
              • 9315

              #36
              Originally posted by SCpoloRicker
              Being a bastard, I do not. Conceeded.

              /after what I bought last year, I've got 0 monies

              Squid, look up the definition of conceede (sp) as in to conceede defeat.

              Squid - F for fail

              "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. Its not" - Dr Suess

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              • -=Squid=-

                #37
                Originally posted by Lohman446
                Squid, look up the definition of conceede (sp) as in to conceede defeat.

                Squid - F for fail

                I know what conceed means. I let my intellectual guard down, damnit.

                - Goro

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                • SCpoloRicker
                  HA HA I'm custom!!1
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 4375

                  #38
                  Originally posted by -=Squid=-
                  I know what conceed means. I let my intellectual guard down, damnit.

                  - Goro
                  Yes!!!!!!!!

                  I'm on the board, baby!

                  /Ricker = +1

                  //squid = lots

                  Just for the record, you may get others good presents, but I'm confident that I get myself better ones
                  God....I guess I was probably returning videotapes.

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                  • sharpshooter1286
                    Registered User
                    • Feb 2003
                    • 1114

                    #39
                    i believe the correct spelling is conceited? at the risk of sounding very stupid, i hope that is.

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                    • HoppysMag
                      Hoppy's en Fuego!!!
                      • Oct 2001
                      • 3494

                      #40
                      Originally posted by sharpshooter1286
                      i believe the correct spelling is conceited? at the risk of sounding very stupid, i hope that is.
                      conceited is to be full of ones self
                      conceed is to give up, normaly because you know you will loose anyway.
                      "You have not converted a man because you have silenced him." -John Morley

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                      • SCpoloRicker
                        HA HA I'm custom!!1
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 4375

                        #41
                        Originally posted by sharpshooter1286
                        i believe the correct spelling is conceited? at the risk of sounding very stupid, i hope that is.
                        giggle.
                        God....I guess I was probably returning videotapes.

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                        • Lohman446
                          Useful posts: 7
                          • Jun 2003
                          • 9315

                          #42
                          Originally posted by SCpoloRicker
                          Yes!!!!!!!!

                          I'm on the board, baby!

                          /Ricker = +1

                          //squid = lots

                          Just for the record, you may get others good presents, but I'm confident that I get myself better ones

                          Now wait a minute.. I thought I scored that point
                          "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. Its not" - Dr Suess

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                          • -=Squid=-

                            #43
                            Originally posted by SCpoloRicker
                            Yes!!!!!!!!

                            I'm on the board, baby!

                            /Ricker = +1

                            //squid = lots

                            Just for the record, you may get others good presents, but I'm confident that I get myself better ones
                            I'm taking off one point of my "lots," and one point off yours. That balances it out, we both just lost one... And you're back off the board.

                            / Ricker = 0

                            //Squid = lots

                            - Goro

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                            • SCpoloRicker
                              HA HA I'm custom!!1
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 4375

                              #44
                              Originally posted by -=Squid=-
                              I'm taking off one point of my "lots," and one point off yours. That balances it out, we both just lost one... And you're back off the board.

                              / Ricker = 0

                              //Squid = lots -1

                              ///Lohman446 = +1 - Fine, be that way
                              - Goro
                              .
                              God....I guess I was probably returning videotapes.

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                              • -=Squid=-

                                #45
                                Man, this guy loves me.

                                - Goro

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