Blunt Object Help Thread

[nippinout]

Putting aside the obvious Jonneh jokes, this thread is dedicated to recommending and assisting in the selection and use of blunt objects.

My dad always told me to use the right tool for the job. But this is the same guy that used an adjustable wrench as a hammer. Personally, I would have used a hammer... or a big freaking rock.

The other day, when I needed an anvil, I had forgot to call ACME.





So I subsituted a nice forged hammer.



Never let anyone tell you that a hammer isn't a multi-tool.

FooTemps and I will try to assist you in any way that we can.

[FooTemps]

HOLY CRAP WTFOMGHAHAHAHA!!!
postpostpostpost!

okay, now to serious business...

what sledgehammer weight would be best for crushing Jonneh... all of him...

[tsc]

What is the best object for BEATING IN YOUR FACE?

thx.

<3

[Target Practice]

I know of a blunt object that you are using to make everyone's life suck. It's your computer. Unplug it now.

[nippinout]

what sledgehammer weight would be best for crushing Jonneh... all of him...

I would recommend a tank with a sledgehammer used as an ornamental piece atop the turret.

About 60 tons should get the job done.

[nippinout]

What is the best object for BEATING IN YOUR FACE?

thx.

<3

May I suggest the Earth? It give you the best options really. You can use it basically any where there is ground.

[Target Practice]

May I suggest the Earth? It give you the best options really. You can use it basically any where there is ground.

Oh, is that the Earth? I thought it was a picture of your mother.

[nerobro]

why stop at the earth? There are larger, more massive objects in the solar system. Why not just beat him with billions of tons of pressure, such as you'd find at the core of the sun?

[nippinout]

Oh, is that the Earth? I thought it was a picture of your mother.

Then, may I retort.

This is your mother.



To those of you not familar with our solar system, that is the planet Uranus.

[nippinout]

why stop at the earth? There are larger, more massive objects in the solar system. Why not just beat him with billions of tons of pressure, such as you'd find at the core of the sun?

The ground of the plant Earth is more easily used then the core of the Sun.

The mere suggestion of the core of the Sun is utterly absurd. The face would be burnt before even reaching the corona. We won't even get into dark matter.

[tsc]

Then, may I retort.

This is your mother.



To those of you not familar with our solar system, that is the planet Uranus.

More like YOUR FACE.

[Target Practice]

More like YOUR FACE.

OH, SNAP! YOU JUS BEEN SERVED, BOYEEEEEEEEEE!

[nippinout]

More like YOUR FACE.

No, it is in fact the gas giant planet Uranus, the seventh planet from the sun.

[OysterBoy]

Whats with the Jonneh bashing? I must have missed the memo.

[BobTheCow]

Whats with the Jonneh bashing? I must have missed the memo.

You weren't worthy of a memo.

**edit** Kid at my school got attacked by two guys last year (), took a hammer to the head. True story.