Blunt Object Help Thread

[OysterBoy]

You weren't worthy of a memo.

**edit** Kid at my school got attacked by two guys last year (), took a hammer to the head. True story.

I'm going to pretend you didn't say that, bull-....er (Not a direct attack; you are a cow).


Speaking of kids getting hurt real bad / killed in school.. one year at my HS during Halloween, some kid choked on gum, but he was wearing a costume and everyone thought he was playign around. So they dragged him through the halls and positioned him in weird ways and stuff.. only to later find out that he was dead .

[Target Practice]

One time, I was riding my bike, any my stuipd neighbor through a rock at my head (think Napoleon Dynaminte, but without the meat). So, I did what any wronged little kid would do.

I made a catapult and launched a brick onto the hood of his mom's station wagon.

Oh man, it was great.

[Muzikman]

On a realistic side.

Nothing beats a dead blow hammer.

http://www.northerntool.com/webapp/w...m_ite=handtool

[B.A.M.]

I know of a blunt object that you are using to make everyone's life suck. It's your computer. Unplug it now.

[B.A.M.]

I would recommend a tank with a sledgehammer used as an ornamental piece atop the turret.

About 60 tons should get the job done.

so thats what happend to my car.

[OysterBoy]

so thats what happend to my car.

..you mean jeep ?

[B.A.M.]

same thing

[nippinout]

A blunt object bumped into it. And the blunt object won.

[HoppysMag]

where are you 1stde!!!

in before the mass post count deletion!