Live AO Post... On January 13th I will...

[Jackel411]

My name is Big Oldskool, and I am 21 years old. If you have found this AO post, it is through your own actions. I will comment on other entries in an attempt to make friends and paintballers every where laugh a bit. I am leaving this in the hands of Fate and and my parents that may eat my sammichez before I do! This AO post was created solely for the purpose of providing a way for my feloow AO'ers to get a laugh after reading this depressing post http://www.automags.org/forums/showthread.php?t=161854.

On January 13th, I am going to consume this pile of Ice Cream Sandwiches!


I am going to be posting daily about my fears, anxieties, and state of mind. If, in the 6 days I have allotted, someone shows that they truly give a crap, I will not eat the ice cream. This may seem odd to some people. Hell, it even seems odd to me after all Im a fat bastard and love me the frozen deserts! But even though I do not want to gain a few extra ounces, I need to know if someone can try and stop me from enjoying my vannila extacy!. If someone could reach across the void of chance and make contact, I will consider it a sign that someone (Good humor, Ben and Jerry, anyone) does want me to eat this pile of yummy confectionaries!

[The Action Figure]

Get fatter I dont care.

[SCpoloRicker]

inspiration?

Diaf looser!! Eat em all you fat pig!!

[Jackel411]

January 7th.....

Today my concern is some one will call the police right before I do it... after all Im going to be yelling " IM GONNA MAKE YUM YUM IN MY TUM TUM! " right before I eat my ice cream..

Other than that Im happy.. waiting to go to work , a bit bored and little hungry Im tempted to eat one of my sandwiches right now but Ill opt for quizznos..

[Blazestorm]

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[Jackel411]

Im sitting here laughing my arse off.... Im going to run with this till the end , Im actually trying to find an place locally to do stand up , if I actually ever get some where with this Ill have to mention this post...

Those that find this offensive , Im sorry but I see things a bit twistedly as well I see humor in everything

[BD_Paintball]

you should at least get like 50 of them not 7 or 8. who cares, eat them fatty

[thecavemankevin]

dude, if you were going to do it you would have done it by now. 90% of people that say they are going to eat that big pile of ice cream sandwiches never follow through...they just want attention. If you really were going to do it, you never would have posted this.

however, if you do fall within the 10% of people that will talk and will follow through....why wait? do it now you puss

[Jackel411]

BD_Paintball

because thats all I had left in my fridge after a party! Alot of other fatbastards already consumed most of a box of 50 Mmmmm Costco brand bulk ice cream goodness

[Muzikman]

You had an icecream sandwhich party?

[Onryou]

Don't do it yourself, you may back out at the very last second. Let someone else do it for you, but don't look them in the eyes while they do; they may grow a conscience and try to save you from your ice cream goodness.

[Blazestorm]

You had an icecream sandwhich party?

roooofles

[Mango]

[OysterBoy]

Ooooh, man, PM me or keep this thread alive or something, I am ALL over that. My local general-shop sells Ice Cream sammiches for 50cents and they are amazing.. !

[Lee]

thats all? thats just enough ice cream to piss me off. sheesh.......if you're going to do it, do it right for gods sake


don't forget to put down some plastic wrap so theres not a big mess to clean up. have some manners....