Your new Marine.

[jon-boy]

I always liked

A= Aren't
R= Ready to be
M= Marines
Y= Yet

I'm allowed to make jokes since I'm Active Duty Army.... I've got no argument with people saying Marines are hardcore. I went to jump school with a few Recon guys... They're nuts!

Congratulations, Jarhead. Welcome back to AO.

[Eagle]

M-My
A-Arse
R-Rides
I-In
N-Navy
E-Equipment.

[Eagle]

A comparison of testicular fortitude

Army, Air Force, and Marine Generals were standing in front of a rappelling tower with a Navy Admiral. The Air Force General says to the others, "My men are the most courageous of the Armed Forces."

"Ha!" said Army, "My men are the most courageous and I'll prove it."

Army calls a Private over from the tower. He tells the Private, "I want you to jump off that tower - no rope, no parachute."

"Yes, Sir!!!" the Private yells and proceeds to climb the tower. The Private walks to the edge, yells "Hoo-ahh!" and jumps off the tower. He is killed instantly upon impact.

"That's nothing," the Air Force General said, bored. He calls a Senior Airman over. "Son, I want you to jump off that tower - no rope, no parachute and I want you to do it with style."

"Yes, Sir!!!" the Senior Airman yells. He climbs to the top of the tower, walks to the edge and jumps. He executes a swan dive that would make Greg Louganis proud, hits the ground and dies on impact.

"Hmmph," the Marine growled. "Ya'll obviously forgot the Marine Corps were here," he said (yelling "Marine Corps!" as all Marines tend to do.)

He calls a Lance Corporal over. "Marine, I want you to jump off that tower and make the Corps proud!"

The Corporal yells, "Ooh-rah!", by way of response and runs to the tower. He grabs an M-60 and ammunition belt on the way and wraps the belt around himself in the Pancho Villa style. He climbs the tower and walks to the edge. Upon reaching the edge, he throws two grenades into the air, yells "Semper Fi Do or Die!" and jumps off. He starts shooting the M-60 in mid-air, clipping treetops and yelling the entire way down. His impact is obscured by the two exploding grenades. When the smoke clears, only little pieces of the Marine are left.

The others are impressed and nod their heads in admiration. Then the Admiral says, "That's nothing." The others turn to face the Admiral, their faces in disbelief. The Admiral calls a 3rd Class Petty Officer over who was cleaning the Head. "Son, I want you to jump off that tower- no rope, no parachute."

The Petty Officer looks the Admiral in the face and says, "Screw you! Kiss my ***!" and walks off.

The Admiral turns to the others and says, "Now takes balls!"

[dirty_canadian4894]

roflmao

[MicroMiniMe]

So are you a 'Private Joker', or 'Animal Mother'?

Congrats and much respect.

[gimp]

I remember you, Congragulations. Make sure you keep your head down when you get shipped out.

[TheDuelist]

U- Uncle
S- Sams
M- Misguided
C- Children


God love ya brother. Be safe and thank you for what you and your family do. America loves you.

[B.A.M.]

Hey man, awesome job. A friend of mine just made it through boot and is currently at infantry school, he had some crazy horror stories. You marines are insane!!

Thanks for what you're doing, and congratulations on your acheivement.

My cuz is in boot to and said he'd send me some pics. Ill have to post them when they get here

[Boski51]

Welcome to the club MARINE. It is a club that you will always belong to. Even when you make that last march up to heaven.

Congrats! BTW. Don't bother trying to describe boot camp to your non marine friends or parents-if they didn't do it, they will never understand it.

I am proud of you my brother.

Boski

[Miscue]

Congrats!

[MrMag]

What makes the grass grow!?

[ZSigErik]

What makes the grass grow!?

[MrMag]

say it......

[usmc8892]

SEMPER FI DEVILDOG ! Congrats, graduating Boot is a huge achievment. You are gonna love it, some of it sux, but most of it kicks @$$.

[ZSigErik]

say it......

BLOOD!!!!!!!!!