So today, I was in my pimp mode and decided to pick up some chicks. Me and my friend Jimmy cruised to Arby's because they had the 5 for 5.95 special going. So we ordered our food and when the girl handed it to us. My friend goes, "Why thank you, Victoria." In a sly voice. I laughed and we ate. When we were leaving this black lady that works there goes to Jimmy. Hey boy, Victoria thinks you are cute. I laugh and so does he. She seems to be atleast 18, while we are both 16. She also, lets put it this way, wasn't the finest looking babe on the block. The black lady told Jimmy to write his number on a napkin and she'd give it to her. He did, and we left. As we drove around, we went by the drive up and honked.
I considered this a very bad idea to give his number to the black lady. She might be keeping it for her own personal uses. Anyways, alas, my friends get all the chicks, even if they are ugly
I considered this a very bad idea to give his number to the black lady. She might be keeping it for her own personal uses. Anyways, alas, my friends get all the chicks, even if they are ugly
Your friend picked up a middle-aged black woman who works at Arby's...
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