Police officer drove me home

[B.A.M.]

Well i was skateboarding home from work and this cop decides to tell me to not be in the middle of the road. I cant really do this cuz there is snow, dead hookers, and sand on the side of the road. SO any way he drives off With a dead hooker and 3 minutes later he drives up behind me and tell me to get in the car. He acts nice to me and asks if i wanted to the radio which i say yes. Once at my house i have to get my aunt and tell her that the next time he'll take my board away from me. Then i saw a dead hooker

I can understand the cop was doing his job but i'm still because i was just tring to get back home and not doing anything bad.
Dramatization

[Echo419]

I've been escorted out of a public library by guards, just for walkin in with my board...

[B.A.M.]

ya most cops up here are all jerks and even my aunt said she can understand that i just wanted to get home i mean its completly dark.

[hitech]

...I just wanted to get home i mean it's completly dark.

Sounds like the wrong time to be in the middle of the street.

[B.A.M.]

there were street lights

[personman]

Sounds like the wrong time to be in the middle of the street.

Not unless you want to hit by a car

[B.A.M.]

If i got hit by a car that would of been fun

[land hurricane]

Not unless you want to hit by a car

No way man! Hardcore skateboarders always ollie over cars! Haven't you ever played Tony Hawk's Pro Skater?

[MayAMonkeyBeYourPinata]

I don't feel bad for you.

[B.A.M.]

I don't feel bad for you.

I'm not on a pity run im just tell a story to entertain you.

[MayAMonkeyBeYourPinata]

Then you should have added some dead hookers, that can liven up any story.

[B.A.M.]

Then you should have added some dead hookers, that can liven up any story.

k will do

[MayAMonkeyBeYourPinata]

k will do

Excellent I look forward to reading your second installment.

[HoppysMag]

omg dead hookers everywhere!!

for lack of a better pic

[MayAMonkeyBeYourPinata]

Dirty Work was a great movie.

Dead Hookers could easily solve all the worlds woes.