Little people...Should I get one?

[p8ntball72]

This is not a joke... I think it would be a blast to have a little person at my next party.
There is even a site that offers this as "entertainment".

http://www.rentamidget.com/

So do you think its wrong?

[Will Wood]

Hahah, that first picture the thumbnail has a ciggy, but the full picture it's edited out.

Not wrong.. but IMO a waste of money. But whatever floats your boat.

[tony3]

If they were midget hooker I would approve.

[RingOfScale]

wow, i'm surpised there are any "little people" who would be willing to do that for work, considering that its just people being entertained by their small stature. That would be like me going to a birthday party of some black gang leader in the LA ghetto so that they can be entertained by my "pale skin-ness". Well i guess if they were paying me i wouldnt mind so much, as long as i didnt end up dead or something.

But still ...

[Thordic]

wow, i'm surpised there are any "little people" who would be willing to do that for work, considering that its just people being entertained by their small stature. That would be like me going to a birthday party of some black gang leader in the LA ghetto so that they can be entertained by my "pale skin-ness". Well i guess if they were paying me i wouldnt mind so much, as long as i didnt end up dead or something.

But still ...

Pfft you can rent midgets for Midget Tossing and Midget Bowling. It was recently declared illegal somewhere and the midgets who did it threw a fit because they just lost their livlihood.

If I could get someone to pay me for this stuff I'd do it. You get paid to go to parties.

[Lohman446]

I suppose its as wrong as my idea for one of the tournaments we go to this year . I'm not sharing but it will be memorable. No... its not renting a midget, but it is intended to get a "wtf" factor going... or a "wow" factor. I'll share after I do it. Its really now all about promotion

[Will Wood]

How do you promote something you won't share?

[Lohman446]

How do you promote something you won't share?

The promotion is not a shared promotion, its promotion of the team, getting the team noticed... seems how it won't be with our paintball skills I'm thinking we may have to use who are instructed to... umm make a scene

[SCpoloRicker]

wow, i'm surpised there are any "little people" who would be willing to do that for work, considering that its just people being entertained by their small stature. That would be like me going to a birthday party of some black gang leader in the LA ghetto so that they can be entertained by my "pale skin-ness". Well i guess if they were paying me i wouldnt mind so much, as long as i didnt end up dead or something.

But still ...

Actually, no.

Hiring midgets to work as entertainment as a party isn't much like you going to a ghetto party in LA.

I've been to two different parties, both thrown at bar/clubs that had midgets as waiters/entertainment.

Why do you judge what people are willing to do, and what people are willing to pay for?

[RevBrown]

This is beutiful. American capitolism at its finest. If people are willing to pay for it sell it.
Brings me a little hope for that migrant worker macaroni wrestling league I was planning.

[SCpoloRicker]

This is beutiful. American capitolism at its finest. If people are willing to pay for it sell it.
Brings me a little hope for that migrant worker macaroni wrestling league I was planning.

So long as he gets paid and you make bank

[Creative Mayhem]

I only have one thing to say and its directed at Manike, Muzik, Load, Dayspring, and especially Wyn.

"Everything is better with midgets"

[wyn1370]

CM
nothing truer than that