Little people...Should I get one?

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  • p8ntball72
    www.southwestvoodoo.com
    • Nov 2002
    • 467

    #1

    Little people...Should I get one?

    This is not a joke... I think it would be a blast to have a little person at my next party.
    There is even a site that offers this as "entertainment".


    So do you think its wrong?
    Originally posted by AGD
    "No we don't install these things, there are no instructions and the box really sucks."

    www.southwestvoodoo.com
  • Will Wood
    Evil Monkey
    • May 2002
    • 3475

    #2
    Hahah, that first picture the thumbnail has a ciggy, but the full picture it's edited out.

    Not wrong.. but IMO a waste of money. But whatever floats your boat.

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    • tony3
      LOOKING FOR AN ASIAN GF!!!
      • Feb 2003
      • 3740

      #3
      If they were midget hooker I would approve.

      www.TeamNever.com

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      • RingOfScale
        Americanized Thai Pancake
        • Sep 2003
        • 898

        #4
        wow, i'm surpised there are any "little people" who would be willing to do that for work, considering that its just people being entertained by their small stature. That would be like me going to a birthday party of some black gang leader in the LA ghetto so that they can be entertained by my "pale skin-ness". Well i guess if they were paying me i wouldnt mind so much, as long as i didnt end up dead or something.

        But still ...
        <<90 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot>>

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        • Thordic
          AFTICA
          • May 2001
          • 5986

          #5
          Originally posted by RingOfScale
          wow, i'm surpised there are any "little people" who would be willing to do that for work, considering that its just people being entertained by their small stature. That would be like me going to a birthday party of some black gang leader in the LA ghetto so that they can be entertained by my "pale skin-ness". Well i guess if they were paying me i wouldnt mind so much, as long as i didnt end up dead or something.

          But still ...

          Pfft you can rent midgets for Midget Tossing and Midget Bowling. It was recently declared illegal somewhere and the midgets who did it threw a fit because they just lost their livlihood.

          If I could get someone to pay me for this stuff I'd do it. You get paid to go to parties.

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          • Lohman446
            Useful posts: 7
            • Jun 2003
            • 9315

            #6
            I suppose its as wrong as my idea for one of the tournaments we go to this year . I'm not sharing but it will be memorable. No... its not renting a midget, but it is intended to get a "wtf" factor going... or a "wow" factor. I'll share after I do it. Its really now all about promotion
            "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. Its not" - Dr Suess

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            • Will Wood
              Evil Monkey
              • May 2002
              • 3475

              #7
              How do you promote something you won't share?

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              • Lohman446
                Useful posts: 7
                • Jun 2003
                • 9315

                #8
                Originally posted by Will Wood
                How do you promote something you won't share?

                The promotion is not a shared promotion, its promotion of the team, getting the team noticed... seems how it won't be with our paintball skills I'm thinking we may have to use who are instructed to... umm make a scene
                "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. Its not" - Dr Suess

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                • SCpoloRicker
                  HA HA I'm custom!!1
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 4375

                  #9
                  Originally posted by RingOfScale
                  wow, i'm surpised there are any "little people" who would be willing to do that for work, considering that its just people being entertained by their small stature. That would be like me going to a birthday party of some black gang leader in the LA ghetto so that they can be entertained by my "pale skin-ness". Well i guess if they were paying me i wouldnt mind so much, as long as i didnt end up dead or something.

                  But still ...
                  Actually, no.

                  Hiring midgets to work as entertainment as a party isn't much like you going to a ghetto party in LA.

                  I've been to two different parties, both thrown at bar/clubs that had midgets as waiters/entertainment.

                  Why do you judge what people are willing to do, and what people are willing to pay for?
                  God....I guess I was probably returning videotapes.

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                  • RevBrown
                    The uncle you dont mention
                    • Feb 2004
                    • 451

                    #10
                    This is beutiful. American capitolism at its finest. If people are willing to pay for it sell it.
                    Brings me a little hope for that migrant worker macaroni wrestling league I was planning.
                    Fall Seven Times Stand Up Eight.


                    Whatever happened to natural selection? Survival of the fittest?
                    The kid who swallows to many marbles doesn't grow up to have kids of his own. Simple stuff. nature knows best! - George Carlin (Napalm and Silly Putty)

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                    • SCpoloRicker
                      HA HA I'm custom!!1
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 4375

                      #11
                      Originally posted by RevBrown
                      This is beutiful. American capitolism at its finest. If people are willing to pay for it sell it.
                      Brings me a little hope for that migrant worker macaroni wrestling league I was planning.
                      So long as he gets paid and you make bank
                      God....I guess I was probably returning videotapes.

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                      • Creative Mayhem
                        AO's OFFICIAL CANUCK
                        • Apr 2002
                        • 3633

                        #12
                        I only have one thing to say and its directed at Manike, Muzik, Load, Dayspring, and especially Wyn.

                        "Everything is better with midgets"



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                        • wyn1370
                          ...--...
                          • Feb 2001
                          • 3821

                          #13
                          CM
                          nothing truer than that
                          You are the Wormtongue of AO.~bofh

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