Okay I am now ready to give up on Hollywood.

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  • lopxtc
    Unix Geek
    • Oct 2001
    • 2706

    #1

    Okay I am now ready to give up on Hollywood.

    Remakes aside ... they are now converting most TV shows to movies. The current line-up for this year;

    The Honeymooners
    In theaters: Cedric the Entertainer as Ralph Kramden and Mike Epps as his pal Norton.
    What to expect: It's an ethnic twist on the classic comedy, but we're holding out for at least one commemorative "Hamina, hamina, hamina!"
    In theaters: Spring 2005

    Bewitched
    Stars: Nicole Kidman as Samantha, Will Ferrell as hubby Darrin and Shirley MacLaine as Endora.
    What to expect: Utter zaniness when a real nose-twitching witch is hired to play Samantha in a movie adaptation of Bewitched. It's a show within a movie about a show (got that?) in Nora Ephron's take on the hit series.
    In theaters: July 8, 2005

    The Dukes of Hazzard
    Stars: Seann William Scott and Johnny Knoxville as Bo and Luke Duke, Jessica Simpson as their hottie cousin Daisy, and Willie Nelson as Uncle Jesse.
    What to expect: It's been 20 years since the series ended, so the General Lee better jump even higher and Daisy's shorts better be even shorter if they plan on pulling in a new generation.
    In theaters: July 29, 2005

    SerenityGet Smart
    Stars: The Daily Show's Steve Carell as secret agent man Maxwell Smart.
    What to expect: It'll be tough to top Don Adams, but Carell has the klutzy charisma to make this update, cowritten by Mel Brooks, appropriately stupid.
    In theaters: Late 2005

    Aeon Flux (Okay I admit I am looking forward to this one.)
    Stars: Charlize Theron as a live-action version of the butt-kicking heroine from MTV's animated series.
    What to expect: Thousands of teenage boys begging for a grudge match between Theron's Flux and Angelina Jolie's Lara Croft.
    In theaters: 2005

    Miami Vice
    Stars: It's looking like Colin Farrell as Crockett and Jamie Foxx as Tubbs.
    What to expect: Sexy cops who don't wear socks but do seem manly in pastel colors? We can't wait! Plus, Michael Mann is set to write and direct.
    In theaters: 2006

    Aaron
    Team Managed Aggression, Missouri Paintball

    Pround owner of a 2003 Shocker, and AO.org user ... an almost unheard of combo.

    "Love, Peace, and Shonen Knife!"
    AOLIM - lopxtc
  • Mango
    i cant wait to blog this
    • Feb 2002
    • 4557

    #2
    Aeon Flux and Dukes of Hazzard are the only two I want to see.

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    • Big'n slo
      Sponsored by...my paycheck
      • Mar 2003
      • 1909

      #3
      Originally posted by Mango
      Aeon Flux and Dukes of Hazzard are the only two I want to see.
      For truth

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      • Yudanja
        Apple Nerd
        • Feb 2002
        • 299

        #4
        wow, get smart!

        I used to love that show.
        Rachel aka. Yudanja

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        • Eric Cartman
          []*[]
          • Apr 2003
          • 779

          #5
          I've been ticked off for a while about all of the remakes, especially all of the bad superhero flicks (although the second Spiderman was great IMO).

          Why can't people do anything original?
          Eric Cartman

          Respect my authoritah!

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          • OysterBoy
            Fatty McChubbercookie
            • Feb 2004
            • 1409

            #6
            Originally posted by Yudanja
            wow, get smart!

            I used to love that show.

            Word;

            "Would you beleive I have this entire facility surrounded by SWAT ?"

            "..Would you beleive, the entire sherrifs department ?"

            "...Would you beleive a 12 year old with a water pistol ?"


            And Steve Carell is hilarious; I look forward to it.

            Unicorns are people too ...
            Old Narhwals are people too ...
            Grizzly Bears are people too ...
            Caterpillars are people too ...
            Baby Peacocks are people too ...
            lew "My hand was a little shaky and I released too soon."

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            • RogueFactoryKid
              What wouldnt Jesus Do?
              • Jul 2003
              • 1283

              #7
              I just want to see Miami Vice and Jessica Simpson.
              RIP John Sherman 1952- 2004

              -Adam
              K To the E

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              • oldsoldier
                just choke yourself out!!!
                • Feb 2002
                • 2459

                #8
                Dukes can hang by a rope...aeon flux would be cool though.
                X-mag #10. Nuff said.

                my feedback

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                • Halliday
                  Level 10
                  • Oct 2000
                  • 1655

                  #9
                  I'm am waiting patiently for Aeon Flux.


                  Super Moderator at Pbreview.com

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                  • Jeffy-CanCon
                    veteran rec player
                    • May 2003
                    • 1309

                    #10
                    Never heard of Aeon Flux, but I am looking forward to Firefly. IMO, Fox did us all a disservice by killing that show.

                    Jeff P
                    Secretary
                    The Canadian Contingent Paintball Club
                    Cousins - EMR - PaintStorm - Odyssey - StraightShot

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                    • lopxtc
                      Unix Geek
                      • Oct 2001
                      • 2706

                      #11
                      Damn right they did ... have no idea what they were thinking.

                      Aaron


                      Originally posted by Jeffy-CanCon
                      IMO, Fox did us all a disservice by killing that show.
                      Team Managed Aggression, Missouri Paintball

                      Pround owner of a 2003 Shocker, and AO.org user ... an almost unheard of combo.

                      "Love, Peace, and Shonen Knife!"
                      AOLIM - lopxtc

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                      • bofh
                        Waldorf, the Heckler
                        • Jul 2001
                        • 1248

                        #12
                        Originally posted by OysterBoy
                        Word;

                        "Would you beleive I have this entire facility surrounded by SWAT ?"

                        "..Would you beleive, the entire sherrifs department ?"

                        "...Would you beleive a 12 year old with a water pistol ?"


                        And Steve Carell is hilarious; I look forward to it.

                        Get Smart would be the movie to see, since it's supoposed to be a stupid comedy. And get smart was great.

                        And with Mel Brooks as a writer it has potential.
                        Shaun Nelson --- old, fat, slow.... did I mention lazy? I ate all the pies
                        I disable .signatures Apparently you do not.

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                        • PyRo
                          President Bioloaf inc.
                          • Dec 2000
                          • 10186

                          #13
                          Originally posted by lopxtc
                          The Dukes of Hazzard
                          Stars: Seann William Scott and Johnny Knoxville as Bo and Luke Duke, Jessica Simpson as their hottie cousin Daisy, and Willie Nelson as Uncle Jesse.
                          What to expect: It's been 20 years since the series ended, so the General Lee better jump even higher and Daisy's shorts better be even shorter if they plan on pulling in a new generation.
                          In theaters: July 29, 2005
                          I heard they were taking the flag off the General Lee

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                          • desslock
                            Registered User
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 199

                            #14
                            Are there any people in hollywood with an original idea?
                            3.2 e mag ULE body and rail. Oh yeah I gots the X inside!!!

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