Originally posted by dirty_canadian4894
Cauliflower ear
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Are you missing a leg?Originally posted by SAWAction Figure, I'm 5'7", 125 lbs. I love my weightclass.
Before: "You're playing with WHAT?"
After: "Crap! It's that guy with the pump!"Comment
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I got it a little bit just my senior year...wore my headgear every year before that, but we had a new coach senior year and he didn't really stress the importance. Now I have no feeling in my right ear and the top is really hard like bone. Coach's nephew, state runner up at 171 lbs. has it like mad crazy...from what I've seen, you can tell the badasses from how screwed up their ears are....(except for me...mine doesn't look screwed up...that's how I tricked people into thinking I sucked) Anyway...I would recommend wearing your headgear at practice...
And Sheperds we shall be / For thee, my Lord, for thee / Power hath descended forth from Thy hand / Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. / So we shall flow a river forth to Thee / And teeming with souls shall it ever be. / In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus SaComment
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In my brazillian jiu-jitsu school, cauliflower ear is like a badge of honor. A lot of guys were happy to get it just to show others that they were some serious grapplers. So let this be a lesson to you, the next time you get into a fight, look at the person's ears. If it's cauliflower'ed, get ready because the fight will be going to the ground.
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Riiiiiiiiiiiight. Chicks dig deformities! (the toothless truck stop prostitute kind)Originally posted by SCpoloRickermeh, I have a buddy whose into MMA, and he claims chicks dig it.
Or "one who has recieved quite a beating". Usually when you're banged up people get the idea YOU got your butt kicked.Originally posted by SCpoloRickerEven if they don't, pretty much any dude will know you are "one with whom one should not screw."Comment

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