Any1 know how 2 puke?

[SpecialBlend2786]

I think Hydrogen Peroxide will make you puke too. That or your stomach will explode, in which case I take no responsibility for giving you said advise,

[Warewolf50]

yea fingers down throat couple of times will do the tick. Tried it once just to see if it works and sure enough it does.

[quik]

A gallon of milk in 2 minutes.

[matt-o]

drink some bleach.












sorry, i just couldnt beleive noone said it yet

[PyRo]

drink some bleach.

Antifreeze > Bleach
If you leave a bowl of bleach out overnight what happens? Nothing. Leave a bowl of antifreeze out and you get lots of dead animals.

[RevBrown]

Yeah, really. Show me one paintballer on this forum...

What?!!! people who play paintball around this forum?

Heads will roll for this.

[gc82000]

Oh I tought this was a forum for painting balls. Now wonder why there are all these forums for GUNS.

[Eric Cartman]

It sounds like a stupid question but i feel really bad and i want to jsut get it out of my system because i know im going to puke sooner or later. Please help!

...dying to post tubgirl or goatse links...

[matt-o]

...dying to post tubgirl or goatse links...

viva la fecal japan?

[lord1234]

the easy way

get a glass of water
CHUG IT
start retching...it works great...i had to pull the trigger like this while I was in israel because I got really sick on the bus once...i knew that as soon as it got out of my system i would feel better.

[WicKeD_WaYz]

This is totally irrelevant but yesterday my friend swallowed a goldfish and puked it up and it was still alive. But then it died a few minutes later.


edit: o yea he just stuck his finger down his throat.

[Thordic]

This is totally irrelevant but yesterday my friend swallowed a goldfish and puked it up and it was still alive. But then it died a few minutes later.


edit: o yea he just stuck his finger down his throat.

He ate one goldfish and puked?

I ate 54 goldfish at a party once and was fine. What a pansy.

[sabrefanpc]

was it a bet, hungry, were they swimming in vodka or what?

[Thordic]

At my old fraternity, all our parties were themed. One of those themes was the Wildnerness Party, which we used combined with a Buffalo Brew party for a WildeBrew party.

In any case, we'd go pillage pine trees from all over. Our fraternity house was an old firehouse, and the entire garage portion where they used to park the firetrucks was the party floor. It was all painted black, 30' bar along one edge, a raised stage along another side, and a DJ booth in one corner (the ceilings were like 20' or so, so the booth overlooked the whole floor).

So we'd take piles and piles of pine trees and cover the walls and stage and whatnot until the party floor looked like a pine forest. We'd have couches conventiently located inside little tree-caves, etc. You get the idea.

One attraction of the party was a huge two-level fish pond which we'd stock with about 1,000 goldfish. Everyone was supposed to eat a fish at the party. So before the party someone inquired of one of the older brothers what the previous record was for goldfish consumption. I found out the record was 27, and it belonged to someone from another house. I couldn't let that stand.

So I started going at the goldfish when the party started. The only problem was a guy from another fraternity was going toe-to-toe with me. We got up to 50 and called it a draw and neither of us was showing signs of slowing and it was getting pointless.

So I went and borrowed a bottle of Jack Daniels, got the other guy so drunk he passed out, then I went back and ate four more fish.

As far as I know, my record still stands at NJIT.

[Jack_Dubious]