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  • Will Wood
    Evil Monkey
    • May 2002
    • 3475

    #1

    I'm a jail escapee

    Yea ok so (Forget the reason why) hancuffed myself up.

    Aparently they were rela handcuffs.

    so when I called up the cops to see if I get could them off, they gave me so much crap.

    "What jail did YOU escape from!?"

    And all this other crap.







    Just thought Id sjare..

    Anyone else ever do something really stupid ?



    I managed to pick the left hand, but I couldn't get the right one. I'm right handed, so I couldnt be as precise with the picking,
  • dj89
    2003 Chevy 2500HD
    • Mar 2003
    • 4275

    #2
    Originally posted by Will Wood
    Yea ok so (Forget the reason why) hancuffed myself up.

    Aparently they were rela handcuffs.

    so when I called up the cops to see if I get could them off, they gave me so much crap.

    "What jail did YOU escape from!?"

    And all this other crap.







    Just thought Id sjare..

    Anyone else ever do something really stupid ?



    I managed to pick the left hand, but I couldn't get the right one. I'm right handed, so I couldnt be as precise with the picking,
    I'v done that, but we have more keys than the sations has so i got them off.
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    • Cameo
      Registered User
      • Dec 2004
      • 590

      #3
      I have actually done that (well had that done to me) before. Two times actually.

      When I was 11 my moms bf was a securtiy guard. My siblings and I being a rowdy bunch often got into things we should not. One particular night we found hand cuffs. Me being the prissy girl of the family, I was immedialtey held to the ground and handcuffed (loosley i might add). I went to wiggle my little hands out of them when my older sister quickly grabbed them and tightened them as much as she could. It hurt, like really really bad. Of course like most prissy chidren do, I went crying to mommy and her boyfriend. They started cracking up laughing and decided that as a "lesson" I would have to wear them untill the next morning when said bf could go into his work and get a key. I also was not allowed to eat untill they were off (as they put it like a prisoner would not be allowed to eat). So I slept that way.. The next morning I did not go to school; said bf left, and did not come back like planned. My hands ended up losing feeling in them and I broke down in tears. Around 3 pm (about 16 hours after they were first put on), my mother decided she felt bad for me and thought her bf's "lesson" had gone to far. She called the police station about the same time that her bf came back, without a key. A very nice and kind officer came and let me out of my vices, and subsiquently gave said bf a fine for not properly handling such equipment and child neglect. Needless to say 2 days later I was shipped off to live with my father (which was the best thing that ever happened to me thankyouverymuch).

      The second time... well ummm, there are youngings around here. Let's just say be happy you were fully dressed and semi comfortable when it happened to you.
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      • RevBrown
        The uncle you dont mention
        • Feb 2004
        • 451

        #4
        Originally posted by Cameo
        The second time... well ummm, there are youngings around here. Let's just say be happy you were fully dressed and semi comfortable when it happened to you.


        No No No by now the kids have gone to bed. So feel free to give as much descriptive detail as possible.
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        • Bad_Dog
          self proclaimed warpaholic
          • Jul 2003
          • 1777

          #5
          Originally posted by RevBrown
          No No No by now the kids have gone to bed. So feel free to give as much descriptive detail as possible.

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          • gc82000
            LNIB just a few scratches
            • Mar 2004
            • 1346

            #6
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            • Eagle
              The hand of vengence
              • May 2001
              • 950

              #7
              When guys would fall asleep on watch, we would often cuff them tou their chair, and then tell them we forgot the key back in port
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              • SAW
                It's a trap!
                • Nov 2004
                • 846

                #8
                Originally posted by Eagle
                When guys would fall asleep on watch, we would often cuff them tou their chair, and then tell them we forgot the key back in port
                Nice.
                Back at this...

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                • slade
                  Carpe Noctem
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 3442

                  #9
                  you cant pick handcuffs?

                  i have handcuffs that i wear as a bracelet sometimes, theyre fairly easy to pick with just a paperclip. They can get sorta annoying though so i dont wear them anymore.

                  that reminds me of a funny story, though... theres a girl in my science class who im friends with, and i put the handcuffs on her, then took them off. she said to me "now you can say that youve handcuffed a girl!" and then i said "well no, i couldve said that before..." (id had them for a while, of course i put them on another girl...) and then she shouted "you mean im not your first?!!" and the teacher immediately looked up and stared at us for a few moments, then shook her head, rolled her eyes and said "i dont want to know..." dont you just love it when someone hears only the part of a conversation that can be interpreted differently? like "(insert random paintball talk)...oh yeah dude i need to borrow your condom for this weekend, and ill also need some lube for my cocker."
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                  • Will Wood
                    Evil Monkey
                    • May 2002
                    • 3475

                    #10
                    Yea I used to be able to do it fine. I think I broke somethien on it before. I mean I picked these things almost 20 times before putting them on my hands. I did it a couple times on my hands. Then I did it last night....and they wouldn't unlock.

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