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  • evo.end3R
    Mid/Front::PMI/RPS Factory
    • Aug 2004
    • 1196
    #1

    How to not get a speeding ticket

    If you follow these 4 easy steps you will never get a speeding ticket again!!

    Step 1 - tie these balloons to your car
    Step 2 - Drive VERY FAST
    Step 3 - Watch people freak out.
    Step 4 - Tell the nice officer you thought they were real.

























    Last edited by evo.end3R; 02-14-2005, 06:24 PM.
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    • wad04
      Registered User
      • Jan 2003
      • 1207
      #2
      GAAAHAHAHAHHAHA nice
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        • Warewolf50
          The evil monkey
          • Apr 2002
          • 1444
          #3
          hahahaha that is awesome

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            • -Tab
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              • Jul 2003
              • 1929
              #4
              :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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                • RogueFactoryKid
                  What wouldnt Jesus Do?
                  • Jul 2003
                  • 1283
                  #5
                  Be the first to say, old as the internet. I don't think you could drive with them on there anyway.
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                    • dirty_canadian4894
                      Registered User
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 189
                      #6
                      edit oops i meant to post a new topic
                      Last edited by dirty_canadian4894; 02-14-2005, 07:25 PM.
                      originally posted by quik

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                        • ScatterPlot
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                          • Jan 2002
                          • 1960
                          #7
                          Dude. I'd give my left nut to have those balloons.
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                            • Buff
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                              • Apr 2002
                              • 414
                              #8
                              is there anyway to get those?
                              bwahahahahahaa

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                                • Cameo
                                  Registered User
                                  • Dec 2004
                                  • 590
                                  #9
                                  omg that is great.... but i don't think they match my car....
                                  speaking of my car, is it rue that red vehicles get pulled over most often?? I am thinking it is true, I am now up to 12 times since april of 2004. Although I have not gotten a ticket..YET (knock on wood or whatever).
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                                    • gc82000
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                                      • Mar 2004
                                      • 1346
                                      #10
                                      Dude I posted that pic in paintball talk awhile ago. But it is still funny to see it even after a while.
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                                        • SpecialBlend2786
                                          Registered User
                                          • Jun 2003
                                          • 4023
                                          #11
                                          oldie but goodie

                                          i love that pic

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                                            • evo.end3R
                                              Mid/Front::PMI/RPS Factory
                                              • Aug 2004
                                              • 1196
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Cameo
                                              omg that is great.... but i don't think they match my car....
                                              speaking of my car, is it rue that red vehicles get pulled over most often?? I am thinking it is true, I am now up to 12 times since april of 2004. Although I have not gotten a ticket..YET (knock on wood or whatever).
                                              i dunno...i have a red SS and ive only gotten pulled over 1 time so far and it wasnt even for speeding or anything..you just gotta be more aware when your driving, and i dont mean drive 15mph under the limit, i drive about 5-15 over but so does alot of people here, just look out for cops
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                                              STOP PLAYING WITH MY SIG ITS NOT TOO BIG

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                                                • Lohman446
                                                  Useful posts: 7
                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                  • 9315
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Cameo
                                                  omg that is great.... but i don't think they match my car....
                                                  speaking of my car, is it rue that red vehicles get pulled over most often?? I am thinking it is true, I am now up to 12 times since april of 2004. Although I have not gotten a ticket..YET (knock on wood or whatever).

                                                  Yes it is - I routinely drive 90MPH+ (yeh, so). I drive a newer (02) tan Taurus with a car seat in back . I have often gone by police with nothing more than dirty looks. I drive about 2000 miles a month, I have one ticket in the past three years - and it was dark out when the cop pulled me over.
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                                                    • RogueFactoryKid
                                                      What wouldnt Jesus Do?
                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                      • 1283
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Cameo
                                                      I am now up to 12 times since april of 2004.
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                                                        • fcpchop
                                                          Registered User
                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                          • 1968
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by RogueFactoryKid
                                                          I don't think you could drive with them on there anyway.

                                                          ummm... im pretty sure that he is driving with them on in the picture
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