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  • gcm88
    Registered User
    • Sep 2002
    • 61

    #1

    Help Me Out With A History Joke

    I'm trying to say my project rocks so much harder than ( Insert something historical)
  • mcveighr
    Registered User
    • Feb 2003
    • 861

    #2
    Moses?

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    • teufelhunden
      Registered Bamf
      • Jul 2003
      • 2691

      #3
      My project rocks harder than diamonds.
      SwallowBleach: It's good for you.

      www.seckspb.com: for all your third party needs


      Where have all the scooters gone? -BobTheCow

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      • WickeDKlowN
        Registered User
        • Jun 2001
        • 3098

        #4
        Jesus?
        Classic RT - RT02667
        Blade IntelliFrame
        Dye Ultralight

        http://TheHybrid.net/

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        • Bear_Claw
          Grease Monkey
          • Dec 2004
          • 399

          #5
          than the stone age?

          yeah thats pretty bad never mind lol.
          AGD 68 Automag, Azodin KP2, Sheridan PGP2, Tippmann Pro/Carbine, Crossover XVR, SL-68II, and TiPX.

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          • Eric Cartman
            []*[]
            • Apr 2003
            • 779

            #6
            The Spanish Inquisition

            or perhaps

            The Beubonic plague
            Eric Cartman

            Respect my authoritah!

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            • SAW
              It's a trap!
              • Nov 2004
              • 846

              #7
              ...The Titanic after the iceburg.
              Back at this...

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              • Python14
                Norsk
                • Jun 2001
                • 3343

                #8
                My project rocks harder than David Lee Roth getting arrested in Washington Square park for buying a dimebag from an undercover cop.
                BLOODY MURDER!

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                • mcveighr
                  Registered User
                  • Feb 2003
                  • 861

                  #9
                  Iron Maiden.

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                  • Jeffy-CanCon
                    veteran rec player
                    • May 2003
                    • 1309

                    #10
                    ...harder than the San Francisco earthquake? ... harder than David rocked Goliath?

                    Jeff P
                    Secretary
                    The Canadian Contingent Paintball Club
                    Cousins - EMR - PaintStorm - Odyssey - StraightShot

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                    • wanna-b-ballin'
                      Pump Player
                      • Jan 2005
                      • 1380

                      #11
                      oh god. these jokes are horrible. lol

                      rocks harder than the prohibition? on the rocks ( whiskey) oh nevermind.
                      Last edited by wanna-b-ballin'; 02-15-2005, 11:26 PM. Reason: typo
                      upgrade fund: $145

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                      • Vex
                        Superiorly Inferior
                        • Jun 2001
                        • 1871

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Jeffy-CanCon
                        ... harder than David rocked Goliath?
                        This is pure genius!!
                        "Otaeri wa doko desu ka?"
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                        --Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
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                        • Eric Cartman
                          []*[]
                          • Apr 2003
                          • 779

                          #13
                          Originally posted by mcveighr
                          Iron Maiden.
                          Since the Iron Maiden was a medieval torture device, this is definitely the one I'd go with.
                          Eric Cartman

                          Respect my authoritah!

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                          • wageslave
                            n00b
                            • May 2003
                            • 71

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Eric Cartman
                            The Spanish Inquisition
                            Dude, nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

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                            • Eagle
                              The hand of vengence
                              • May 2001
                              • 950

                              #15
                              Vesuvies? St Helens?
                              Die Screaming

                              Brass Eagle Stingray
                              12oz CO2
                              VL 200

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