You know you're a nerd when...

[ScatterPlot]

-You have the Dictionary.com toolbar in your IE window.
(now you go)

[gimp]

- Your 'quick launch' toolbar consists of MatLab, PSpice, Cadence, Solidworks, IntelliJIDEA, and the list of nerd programs go on...

*edit* I've got more. I'm just using myself as an example

-You think of pickup lines like, 'Let's get in phase and oscillate till it hertz'
-You know how to get tetris on old oscilliscopes
-You think in terms of functions.

[MayAMonkeyBeYourPinata]

You ask AO for 2nd date advice

[gimp]

hahaha. that was a good one.

-You have a watch with a calculator on it (my friend has one. The buttons are to small to push)

[Bob_da_Splatman]

-You have the Dictionary.com toolbar in your IE window.
(now you go)

yeah so ....i'm a bad speller........hey you know I here de nile is nice this time of year


you know your a nerd if you have a party to celabrate you reaching a level 50 dungeon master

[gimp]

-2 people are at your party and your Mom brings rice crispie treats
-Your party is a lan party

[Warrior_Rocker]

You sit on this page for a few minutes trying to come up with something, just so you can fit in

[ScatterPlot]

-You know what a save throw is.
-When you say something and realize that it wasn't as clear as you would like, you think to add "dx" to the end of it.
-When writing parentheses, you actually think the word "open" for ( and "closed" for )

[tropical_fishy]

you skip class to study.

[bam wannabe]

u sit on star trek forums yelling at trekkies and saying why star wars is way better! SCREW YOU TREKKIES!!!

i mean, not like i've done that before

[quik]

When you cant wait for the weekend, because your having a Halo 2 LAN party.


Im having a Halo 2 LAN party

[Fixion]

-When you have dismantled PS2s and Xboxes all over your room, as well as good soldering equipment...
-When your "drinking problem" has to do with Mt.Dew.

[Vex]

u sit on star trek forums yelling at trekkies and saying why star wars is way better! SCREW YOU TREKKIES!!!

i mean, not like i've done that before

YES!!! Or when you compare the two and realize that Star Wars is better because they rarely, if ever, set their guns to "stun".

[breg]

You can name what company built the Imperial Star Destroyers (Kuat Drive Yards)
You can name 8 different table top role playing games (Mechwarrior, Rifts, Superheros Unlimited, Night Bane, Beyond the Supernatural, Cyberpunk, Shadow Run, GURPS)
You can name 8 different types of role playing games with out naming anything by WOTC.
You know what WOTC stands for.
You know who Gary Gygax is.
The coolest thing about payday is that you went and bought a bunch of 40k minis.
Your mom got you an 18" tall Lego Yoda for chirstmas, and you were 22 at the time.
While talking to your frineds, you have to explain what you mean when you say RPG. (It gets really confusing around ammo troops...)
Not only have you played a role playing game, but you have played one for longer than 12 hours at a time.
You bought a bottle of Crown Royal because the bag it comes in would be a cool dice bag.


/deep booming voice: Bow down before my nerdiness! /deep booming voice

[Thordic]

You bought a bottle of Crown Royal because the bag it comes in would be a cool dice bag.

Hahahahahaha. Thats so accurate its scary. I know tons of people with Crown Royal dice bags.