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  • RevBrown
    The uncle you dont mention
    • Feb 2004
    • 451

    #1

    From "Tongue Tied" on FOX news

    Another batch of wacko's for your entertainment.
    This article has a bunch of other hunorous stories, but this was the one I thought funniest



    Snippets From the Animal Kingdom

    Hip Hopster P. Diddy is under fire from PETA for using live penguins as decoration during the opening of his new Miami Beach hotel, the BBC reports.

    The petrified penguins were reported to be cowering in the corner of a Plexiglas platform for fear of slipping into the pool in which they were floating. PETA says the heat of South Beach was probably unbearable for the birds and that the display might have violated animal cruelty laws.

    In New Jersey, activists are hopping mad over a line of new candy shaped like critters run over by cars, the AP reports. The partly flattened snakes, chickens and squirrels depicted in Trolli Road Kill Gummi Candy foster cruelty toward animals, says the New Jersey Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals.

    And finally, the BBC says zookeepers in Germany are under attack for introducing female penguins to an exhibit and forcing the "gay" males of the pen to suppress their true sexuality.

    Bremerhaven's Zoo am Meer director Heike Kueck says gay groups worldwide complained about the decision to introduce four extra female Emperor penguins from Sweden to a group of males who have overbonded. The whiners said penguins had a right to form couples without human interference and that officials shouldn't "forcibly separate homosexual couples."
    Fall Seven Times Stand Up Eight.


    Whatever happened to natural selection? Survival of the fittest?
    The kid who swallows to many marbles doesn't grow up to have kids of his own. Simple stuff. nature knows best! - George Carlin (Napalm and Silly Putty)
  • onedude36
    Registered User
    • Feb 2005
    • 943

    #2
    Gay penguins?

    'Oh noes, the penguins need the right to exhibit their true sexuality.'
    "Don't stoned i'm shoot" -someoneiforget

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    • magsRus
      Lost Boys
      • Jul 2001
      • 1706

      #3
      LOL

      this reminds me of the eposide of south park when P. Diddy kills all the Peta members
      "You dont need to be so shallow, turn your head prepare to follow"-CKY

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      • cockerkiller68
        Ban Proof b/c I'm so nice!
        • Feb 2005
        • 379

        #4
        I swear PETA = terrorists



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        • RevBrown
          The uncle you dont mention
          • Feb 2004
          • 451

          #5
          Originally posted by magsRus
          LOL

          this reminds me of the eposide of south park when P. Diddy kills all the Peta members

          mmmmmmmmmm dead PETA taaaaaaastty
          Fall Seven Times Stand Up Eight.


          Whatever happened to natural selection? Survival of the fittest?
          The kid who swallows to many marbles doesn't grow up to have kids of his own. Simple stuff. nature knows best! - George Carlin (Napalm and Silly Putty)

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          • TMAXXKING1
            ROGUE HAS THE GOOD STUFF
            • Aug 2004
            • 1325

            #6
            awesome t shirt

            a freind found this t shirt on ebay


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