gf broke up

[teufelhunden]

My wife of 3 years left me 3 weeks ago, so get ready for a whole life of fun kid!

Not that you ever had a wife, but if you did, I don't blame her.

[sabrefanpc]

Mediation - non binding. We have to sit with two mediators, then when we can't agree we can go back to the judge for a ruling.

ON the plus side I handed in all the paperwork that was due on my concealed pistol liscense

it REALLY worries me that those two things are linked in your mind...

worked for a divorce lawyer and her husband one summer. that can get nasty. as part of my office biatch duties, I was semi ouncer if necesary.

ironically lost the job when my relationship with her daughter was noticed

[Lohman446]

it REALLY worries me that those two things are linked in your mind...

Same building.. had to take a couple hours off work anyways and was there.. thats all... honest... REALLY... Actaully she was one of my references for it

[Blazestorm]

My wife of 3 years left me 3 weeks ago, so get ready for a whole life of fun kid!

Aren't you like 17? hahaha

[SlipknotX556]

Girl friends are the devil, be happy your free from the burden.

[WicKeD_WaYz]

Why is this a sad thread? This is a happy time in your life! I wish some of my gf's of 10 months wouldve dumped me, **** I tried to make them dump me. Its way harder when you have to dump them trust me. Unless you were going to marry her...eff her, theres lots of fun to be had dont let a girl hold you back.

[grw4w34]

Im not gonna bother reading about how much you liked her or anything like that because it doesnt matter. Girls are fickle. Find as many ones as you can and have as much sex as you can. Thats how im going through college and im really having a good time. I know it feels like you need a girl, but you dont. They waste your money. A 10 dollar handle of vodka can get me like 4-7 girls. Youll get over it.

[Warewolf50]

Im not gonna bother reading about how much you liked her or anything like that because it doesnt matter. Girls are fickle. Find as many ones as you can and have as much sex as you can. Thats how im going through college and im really having a good time. I know it feels like you need a girl, but you dont. They waste your money. A 10 dollar handle of vodka can get me like 4-7 girls. Youll get over it.

so i guess u can get as many girls as u want to as long as they are passed out. just kidding.

[grw4w34]

No, i have to drink the alcohol so i lower my standards

lower standards= higer probability for sucess. Just make sure you drink more when you wake up.

[Target Practice]

Im not gonna bother reading about how much you liked her or anything like that because it doesnt matter. Girls are fickle. Find as many ones as you can and have as much sex as you can. Thats how im going through college and im really having a good time. I know it feels like you need a girl, but you dont. They waste your money. A 10 dollar handle of vodka can get me like 4-7 girls. Youll get over it.

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[Automaggot68]

Im not gonna bother reading about how much you liked her or anything like that because it doesnt matter. Girls are fickle. Find as many ones as you can and have as much sex as you can. Thats how im going through college and im really having a good time. I know it feels like you need a girl, but you dont. They waste your money. A 10 dollar handle of vodka can get me like 4-7 girls. Youll get over it.

You are a loon. You keep that up, and you'll end up with something exrra that you didn't see in the fine print.
Women aren't things, they aren't prizes to be won, they aren't meat.
They are human beings, and they deserve to be treated that way.


On that note.
You need vodka to get it? Are you hogging all of the ugly or what?

[tsc]

Im not gonna bother reading about how much you liked her or anything like that because it doesnt matter. Girls are fickle. Find as many ones as you can and have as much sex as you can. Thats how im going through college and im really having a good time. I know it feels like you need a girl, but you dont. They waste your money. A 10 dollar handle of vodka can get me like 4-7 girls. Youll get over it.

EXCUSE ME?

Back the HELL up, dude.

....

You know, on second thought, AO does not provide the language perameters which would allow me to express how I feel about what you just posted.

Do you even listen to yourself talk? Seriously?

Quit passing around STDs and get into a healthy relationship, it'll make you a far better person than you are.


To the OP:

Yeah, I know how you feel. It sucks. Hard. But, this helped me. If she dumped you...that means she didn't want to be with you, right? Out there, there is someone dumping who they don't want to be with, and they are the person that wants to be with you. You gotta keep looking, and enjoy the time you have dating someone, not the misery at the very end.

[Target Practice]

You are a loon. You keep that up, and you'll end up with something exrra that you didn't see in the fine print.
Women aren't things, they aren't prizes to be won, they aren't meat.
They are human beings, and they deserve to be treated that way.


On that note.
You need vodka to get it? Are you hogging all of the ugly or what?

Well said, Derek, very poetic.

[Conversekidz]

Im not gonna bother reading about how much you liked her or anything like that because it doesnt matter. Girls are fickle. Find as many ones as you can and have as much sex as you can. Thats how im going through college and im really having a good time. I know it feels like you need a girl, but you dont. They waste your money. A 10 dollar handle of vodka can get me like 4-7 girls. Youll get over it.

SLO girls are sluts and are dirty as all hell....


have fun

[Automaggot68]

Well said, Derek, very poetic.

it's hard being me, Ryan, It really is.
New poem time is for NOWz.

Roses are Red
Violet are blue.
you are a monkey with a typewriter