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  • CaptaiN_JacK
    will get you high tonight
    • Jan 2003
    • 947

    #1

    What prank would you pull with a master key to your school...

    So let's pretend, hypothetically, that someone managed to get a master key to an entire high school, although only for inside doors and not outside doors. It also happenened to be about that time for a memorable Senior prank. If you had that imaginary key, and nobody knew about it with a 0% chance of anybody finding out about it, what Senior prank would you pull?

    The Rules:
    -No vandalism
    -Nothing that could damage the imaginary school
    -Nothing that could cost the school money
    -Nothing that will get youcaught, at least not until after you walk for graduation
    -Has to be suttle, yet highly effective
    -The less people involved, the better
    *If you have a great idea that only slightly breaks one of these rules, just say it anyways

    Now for some information about the imaginary school:
    -Inside cameras watching all major hallways, none in classrooms. They are only watched if the school cop has specifics of what time something happened, where, etc, and is grainy
    -Motion sensors in all classrooms
    -The imaginary key can't unlock outside doors, and even if it did they have alarms


    As a disclaimer for all of the people who will be sure to stop in and flame away, any made-up prank is not intend to vandalize the school in any way. You want it to be a HARMLESS prank, which can be laughed at by students and teachers alike (although, no matter how funny it is, I doubt the administraiton will find it amusing). I know these are tough rules to meet, especially since you want the prank to be memorable, but you want this to be remembered as a fun prank that didn't cause harm to the school. Also, the key is completely hypothetical and produced by my vivid imagination.
    Last edited by CaptaiN_JacK; 03-09-2005, 05:52 PM.

    War is peace

    Freedom is slavery

    Ignorance is strength

  • SCpoloRicker
    HA HA I'm custom!!1
    • Jan 2004
    • 4375

    #2
    Although I appreciate your attempt to keep this stunt "harmless," I would still advise you to closely consider what you are planning and the potential ramifications. My understanding of school administrations (my mom) leads me to believe they would most likely find anything like you've planned decisively unfunny.

    With that said, the odds of your being caught is inversely proportional to the number of people you tell. This being the interwebs and all, you're sorta publically voiced your intentions, as well as possesion of illegal property.

    Just $0.02

    /we put all the golf carts down 1 1/2 flights of stairs onto a lower level
    //wait, I mean my friend did
    ///wait, I mean a friend of my friend knew a guy. Honest.
    God....I guess I was probably returning videotapes.

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    • CaptaiN_JacK
      will get you high tonight
      • Jan 2003
      • 947

      #3
      Originally posted by SCpoloRicker
      Although I appreciate your attempt to keep this stunt "harmless," I would still advise you to closely consider what you are planning and the potential ramifications. My understanding of school administrations (my mom) leads me to believe they would most likely find anything like you've planned decisively unfunny.

      With that said, the odds of your being caught is inversely proportional to the number of people you tell. This being the interwebs and all, you're sorta publically voiced your intentions, as well as possesion of illegal property.

      Just $0.02

      /we put all the golf carts down 1 1/2 flights of stairs onto a lower level
      //wait, I mean my friend did
      ///wait, I mean a friend of my friend knew a guy. Honest.
      Tis true, I know any prank will probably get me into a lot of trouble, but as long as I keep it G-Rated and not damaging at all, it doesn't matter too much. I have no possesion of illegal property. In fact, I never mentioned once that I was in possesion of illegal property. Anything and everything in my post was invented out of my wild imagination, as was clearly stated in the post. Also, as of now nothing has been planned. There is probably a 95% chance that nothing will ever happen, considering the strict rules I have set in my head. And please, before anybody steps on their high throne of conscientious, remember not to be a hypocrit. That is all.

      War is peace

      Freedom is slavery

      Ignorance is strength

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      • kosmo
        KaPTaiN KeNNy
        • Dec 2000
        • 1642

        #4
        Ah senior pranks, the ultimate and only purpose of all 13 years of lame education. Mine included, but were not limited to:

        3 greased pigs painted with the numbers 1, 2, and 4
        Whole group of friends wore dress shirts, tie, spandex shorts, and flip flops
        Industrial grade saran wrap slip n slides
        50 mice released into the school (that wasnt my idea, i just assisted in the funding)
        Breaking into the mechanical room and using the roof access to set up a chesss game on the roof right above the main entrance

        What I would do is change every clock in the school to be 1 hour fast. Also, randomly hide alarmclocks all over the place. But I suppose some idiot could mistake that for a bomb. Change all the passwords of every computer you can get your hands on. Oh and rig the PA system to play Alice Coopers 'Schools Out'.
        Kosmo For President '08, '12, '16... However long it takes

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        • Miscue
          Super Moderator

          • Oct 2000
          • 7105

          #5
          Avoid hallway cameras by climbing into ceiling and walk across cinder-block walls if your school has them. You don't even need keys, just have to find at least one open room. Typically classroom has a filing cabinet in the corner - use this to climb up and down from the ceiling.

          Lower a (or multiple) battery powered clock radios or something - into the cinder block wall. Set the alarm.

          Study the PA system, figure out how to control it. Often times there are instructions somewhere in one of the offices.

          I have done NONE of this... yeah. I just 'heard' about people doing it... urm... yeah. Be careful not to trip on cabling in the ceiling, or get into a position where you're stuck.

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          • CaptaiN_JacK
            will get you high tonight
            • Jan 2003
            • 947

            #6
            Originally posted by Miscue
            Avoid hallway cameras by climbing into ceiling and walk across cinder-block walls if your school has them. You don't even need keys, just have to find at least one open room. Typically classroom has a filing cabinet in the corner - use this to climb up and down from the ceiling.

            Study the PA system, figure out how to control it. Often times there are instructions somewhere in one of the offices.

            I have done NONE of this... yeah. I just 'heard' about people doing it... urm... yeah. Be careful not to trip on cabling in the ceiling, or get into a position where you're stuck.
            The hallway cameras in this fictional school won't be a problem; they are grainy, sketchy (not a very high video capture rate, I hope you understand what I mean), and aren't monitered at all at night. I would rather have them capture a couple kids with masks on the cameras then mess up a ton of wiring in the ceiling. I'm curious as to what those 'people' accomplished by walking through the cielings...what kind of prank did 'they' pull?

            The thought of the PA system has crossed my mind many times, although a PA prank alone wouldn't be too amazing. I'm thinking messing with the automatic school bell would be a whole lot more effective and noticeable (although I'm sure it would require a techincian to re-program). The PA system is neat though, because it is more modern and runs through the phones (I'm not sure if it only works on specific phones, however.) It might be relatively easy to get the number for the PA system, not sure though.

            I've thought about rearranging multiple (I'm think 5-6) classrooms. It would cause confusion the next day, although would be forgotten about the day after that I'm sure.

            War is peace

            Freedom is slavery

            Ignorance is strength

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            • punkncat
              One foot less
              • Feb 2003
              • 5841

              #7
              LOL...

              In shop we had a Volkswagen Bug that we worked on as a class project. It of course was screwed up beyond ever being dependable again, just from the sheer # of students that had worked on it. Last week of my senior year "a group of people" took apart the bug down to every last detail, and spread the parts as evenly as possible across every accessible public room.

              Good times.....

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              • personman

                #8
                We're going to set up a booth in a cafeteria and sell KFC (and make some big bucks while we're at it)
                The thing is, we are going to have so many people on it, and its going to happen so fast, no one's going to know what to do about it.

                Kind of lame but we'll probably think of something else. Still got 2 more years.

                Last year some guys I knew tried to set up an inflatable pool in our courtyard but they got caught. Heh.

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                • Lohman446
                  Useful posts: 7
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 9315

                  #9
                  Ready.. change senior pranks. Do something shocking, something constructive. A photo murral perhaps remembering the positive parts of the years put up in a place where everyone would see it. A mean... you get remembered... you snuck it in... you can even take credit for it... and it may be there for a long time
                  "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. Its not" - Dr Suess

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                  • 1stdeadeye
                    Still around????
                    • Jun 2002
                    • 8501

                    #10
                    Wear a mask and baggy clothes then_ Place full and nasty port-a-johns throughout the school. Preferably relocated from a nearby construction site! THEY MUST BE FULL TO BE FUNNY!

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                    • Will Wood
                      Evil Monkey
                      • May 2002
                      • 3475

                      #11
                      The good ol switch class rooms is pretty decent.. Take EVERYTHING in two rooms, and swap it. It takes ALOT of work though. (Depending on how much crap the teachers have in the room)

                      PA system, if you can figure it out, pranks are always nice. They gotta be quick though. Maybe a quick porn voice over or something.

                      Mice are lame.. Don't do that.
                      And by now everyone knows of the 1,2, and 4 thing..

                      If your school requires you to have school locks for the lockers, find the master key to the locks. Swap em all. Hide the key. That's a good way to ruin plans for the school day.. in a harmless way. No one can get their stuff.

                      Cafeteria stuff is good..for your own amusement. Just organize a big "CHOP CHOP TIMBER" or something stupid. Just to add to the stupidity of the day. We went more original and someone yelled out "SONIC BOOM!!!" before everyone fell. Or have everyone buy a bouncy ball, and then throw them all at the freshman at once.


                      Hidden alarm clocks as and stuff are always fun.. and annoying.

                      There's unlimited possibilites.. only limited by your imagination.

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                      • SCpoloRicker
                        HA HA I'm custom!!1
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 4375

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Miscue
                        I have done NONE of this... yeah. I just 'heard' about people doing it... urm... yeah. Be careful not to trip on cabling in the ceiling, or get into a position where you're stuck.
                        *Cue standing in the ceiling, at 8:00 am, stuck. With quite the bewildered look on his face*

                        CaptainJacK: sarcasm, dude. Just making sure you're friend is aware of the risks.
                        God....I guess I was probably returning videotapes.

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                        • Miscue
                          Super Moderator

                          • Oct 2000
                          • 7105

                          #13
                          Originally posted by SCpoloRicker
                          *Cue standing in the ceiling, at 8:00 am, stuck. With quite the bewildered look on his face*

                          CaptainJacK: sarcasm, dude. Just making sure you're friend is aware of the risks.
                          You forgot the part about almost falling through the ceiling.

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                          • Blazestorm
                            I win
                            • Feb 2002
                            • 3523

                            #14
                            if you managed to have a weekend alone there you could do a lot.

                            USPS... Boxes... Lots of them... Everywhere... With lots of stickers and tape.

                            It's not quite illegal, you'll still use the boxes for shipping... just not at that time.

                            Add a lot of bouncy balls...
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                            • MayAMonkeyBeYourPinata
                              Another One Bites The Dust
                              • Feb 2003
                              • 2246

                              #15
                              Gargoyles, on top of the school.
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