Our Governments Abstinence Program

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  • behemoth
    SVSTC?
    • Nov 2002
    • 7750

    #1

    Our Governments Abstinence Program

    Iron Hymen

    Now laugh.
  • SAW
    It's a trap!
    • Nov 2004
    • 846

    #2
    Whisky Tango Foxtrot.
    Back at this...

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    • behemoth
      SVSTC?
      • Nov 2002
      • 7750

      #3
      Originally posted by SAW
      Whisky Tango Foxtrot.
      Clearance is a go, Alpha One Niner.

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      • fullxcollapse17
        Paris In Flames
        • Jun 2004
        • 504

        #4
        that was awesome
        MY FEEDBACK

        YOU CAN'T SPELL F@GGOT without AGG.

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        • behemoth
          SVSTC?
          • Nov 2002
          • 7750

          #5
          Originally posted by fullxcollapse17
          that was awesome
          It is, but obviously noone here is smart enough? i dont know.

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          • personman

            #6
            It's not really funny.

            But I liked this part.

            Because boys use the business end of their privates as a pipe for going number one, touching it is pretty much the same as taking a bath in a Mexican's toilet.

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            • behemoth
              SVSTC?
              • Nov 2002
              • 7750

              #7
              is too funny...

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              • personman

                #8
                Originally posted by behemoth
                is too funny...
                almost as funny as your rolls

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                • behemoth
                  SVSTC?
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 7750

                  #9
                  Yeah, i cook some mean dinner rolls.

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                  • personman

                    #10
                    In what, like 20 sticks of butter?


                    deesgussting

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                    • behemoth
                      SVSTC?
                      • Nov 2002
                      • 7750

                      #11
                      you hurt my feelings.

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                      • punkncat
                        One foot less
                        • Feb 2003
                        • 5841

                        #12
                        5. To never have premarital sex, because Jesus doesn't want anyone messing around inside my girly hole until after His church makes some money off a wedding.


                        That one is funny on several different levels....

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                        • CaptaiN_JacK
                          will get you high tonight
                          • Jan 2003
                          • 947

                          #13
                          Great find, but did anybody click on this link on that site?:

                          http://www.sexisfor***s.com/

                          War is peace

                          Freedom is slavery

                          Ignorance is strength

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                          • Vex
                            Superiorly Inferior
                            • Jun 2001
                            • 1871

                            #14
                            That is wrong on so many levels...I LOVE IT!!
                            "Otaeri wa doko desu ka?"
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                            --Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
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                            Think you're ready, Grasshopper?
                            www.ohioshaolin.com

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                            • MrWallen
                              TunaMax#4
                              • Sep 2002
                              • 536

                              #15
                              Would be funny(ier) if it wasn't fake.

                              AGD - "I WILL KEEEELLL YOU ALLLLL! then we love you long time...."
                              quik -"10 round tubes and 1/2 naked asians? This cant be good."
                              "I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!"

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